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baby tom scott, unfamiliar with the concept of "looking outside":

I asked deepseek r1 to generate a minutely homophobic Kendrick Lamar verse in which he assists drake in his migration from macOS to windows and after thinking for 87 seconds it spit out say drake, I hear you like boys go to windows store, install PowerToys

fatphobic Kendrick Lamar making fun of the so-called village idiot's phone case: baka got a weird case, why is he a round?

Italian xiaolongbao with a Sicilian take on garlic naan

love, from the trees and the sun ON CASSETTE!!! my second album (folktronica ambient about building a new life) has a new home... and new art by Aidan Krenz! edition of 25 so grab em quick!!! thank you so much to @cyansunrecords.bsky.social for the opportunity. im so excited. link in thread!

patrick o'neill with an invoice violation: let me Withhold you

patrick O'Neill mansa Musa: let me Gold you

patrick O'Neill on an inconspicuous beach: let me Old you

patrick o'neill reprimanding a child: let me scold you

patrick O'Neill seeing unkempt sheets: let me fold you

patrick O'Neill, inebriated: I am having so much Drunk

patrick o'neill roasting the shit out of a friend: I am having so much Dunk

patrick O'Neill last mile freight company: i am having so much Truck

patrick O'Neill edging streak: I am having so much Cum

patrick O'Neill bassline: I am having so much Funk

patrick O'Neill state sponsored animal control: I am having so much Skunk

patrick O'Neill the Player: i am getting so much Dome

patrick o'neill landlord: i am having so much Home

patrick O'Neill Jobs: I am having so much Phone

patrick O'Neill making a broth from all the leftovers of Meat Dinner: I am having so much Bone

patrick O'Neill, mistaken elephant poacher: I am having so much trunk

patrick O'Neill, the loomworker: i am having so much Spun

patrick o'neill in a binary world, and everything is on: I am having so much One

patrick o'neill winning squid game: i am having so much Won

patrick o'neill finishing an exam, putting down their pencil: I am having so much Done

at the Patrick O'Neill shipping yard: i am having so much Ton

if patrick o'neill was getting a tan: i am having so much sun

if patrick o'neill lived in a pineapple under the sea: i am having so much sponge

if patrick o'neill was in a polycule: i am having so much bun

if patrick o'neill was a school shooter: I am having so much Gun

@ webcage who's idea was it to do the fucking It's A Dream By Snow Strippers ass lead at the end of lipstick 405 . it's awesome

the really cool thing is happening TOMORROW

do white ppl in other countries have Local names . like do they ever go "hey everyone my name is Jeremiah but you can call me 伟"

The Sometimes - OUT 2/7 (Feb 7th) An album by Micah Callari The true story of Amelia Sometimes All production, all vocals & all guitars written, recorded & mixed by Micah Callari Additional voice by @keyesgen.com All tracks mastered by ryptage see you on the 7th ❤️👁️

i think if i could make it disappear on a whim I'd be constantly rubbing my whole body in coconut oil and staring at myself

im stockin my shit silly style everyone get Puerto Rican RIGHT now bro

if u circumcised you do not have a manhood that's just man

im allowed One commercially successful song to have on repeat every year . this year it's baile inolvidable by bad Bunny . such a sick song

SIX IMPALA IS JUST ONE GUY ???

theres a really cool thing happening in exactly one week