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curses.zone
drop kick me jesus through the goal post of life i went to art school but then i got better they
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I have to stop making TMNT logos

submitted 9 hours ago • 13 comments

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

and i find it kinda funky, i find it kinda rad

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

the discover tab exists to punish you for posting good . like hey nice joke let’s put it up on the fridge in the black lodge

submitted 11 hours ago • 36 comments

never has something looked so quintessentially Bone. like i dusted it out of an archaeological site or some shit. ate the whole dish with just a spoon, tasted great; amazing braise how sweet the sound and all that

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

TRUE LOVE IS POSSIBLE ONLY IN THE NEXT WORLD -- FOR NEW PEOPLE. IT IS TOO LATE FOR US.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

toki walkout 🥰🥰

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

been really enjoying doing the dismissive jerkoff motion at tesla drivers i see but it's going to backfire when the self driving program malfunctions and one plows right into me

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

crazy that they have attorney Big Al as a starter for the spring training games. glad he worked it out

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

if a man is not enamored of the glaive when he is young, he has no heart. but if he is not enamored of the epee when he is aged, he has no brain.

submitted 582 days ago • 4 comments

karma police arrest this girl her hitler hairdo is giving me the ick

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

did u kno at 444am everyhing legal ?

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

locking eyes with the crumpled condom loose as a goose in the lidl checkout lane

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

can someone get me a new place to stay please i went in feeling flexible and now i'm at the Side of The Oppressor Milk Hotel

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

i have been thrust into an embarrassing awareness that i follow the same construction for skeets nearly every time by leading off with some lengthy initial sentence, likely a run on. followed by something short

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

warning the people who follow me because of the baltimore orioles that i post stupid shit and communism (not stupid), warning the death to america shitposters that i post about the baltimore orioles (also not stupid)

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

the ice machine door fell on the back of my head and it felt like logging on

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

lmao, jesus

submitted 2 days ago • 283 comments

the most you can hope for is that your cat is bisexual

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

SURE WOULD BE A SHAME if a bunch of eggs ended up on this dumpster located at [static noise] since you're not allowed to wash a cybertruck in direct sunlight

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

ADAM SCOTT is MICHAEL SCOTT in THE OFFICE (SERIOUS)

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

in the interstices of being fully asleep i just dreamt of encountering a celestial card in balatro called "shrinkly hole"

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

this is the stuff Kendrick says on songs when he's being his own inner monologue

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

anyone who thinks they have a decent grasp on spanish should humble yourself regularly by listening to the spoken interludes in the new bad bunny album

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments