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I saw the incident with the orange turd and Putin’s grey fluffy clad privates. Hey you two I just didn’t want to see an intimate act between you two consenting adults!

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Ok who the person was that labeled me a fool and stupid for appointing Karoline Leavitt as my personal attorney. The term ill advised is so harsh. The huge retainer did seem a little excessive for an untrained counselor but she spoke with such honesty and force, how could I not.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

I’ve said this before but Ill say it again; I’ve ascertained why Stephen Miller has such anger management problems. He is still reeling that he was passed over the lead in the remake of Nosferatu

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Visualize the breakup speech if the current press secretary were to leave her husband, if she did indeed do it in person. It really isn’t you, It’s me. Obviously there is always a first time for the truth! I just can’t believe she finally came up with an understatement!!

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I just know the orange turd is just miserable because when he barked the order “get me a zeppelin “ and no one yelled jawohl he had to be furious. I know that if a gang member is a bad guy and found guilty then things should happen accordingly. Seriously is the term due process to hard for him.

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I know the whole bit about propagandists throughout history and telling us a huge lie. Perhaps the cruelest lie is that JD Vance has Canadian friends or any friends!!

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I so want to have signs printed and place them around DC that say: Please Clean Up After Your Doge

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I am not an attorney or a doctor nor do I portray either on the TV box but if did my legal advice to our parable dear leader concerning the Biden pardons would be FU, Strong message to follow!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

So are you try to tell me I can’t do it? Rule of law, whadda you mean rule of law? I’m telling ya, load em up, move en out!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Stuff going on in this country right now and absolutely hate it and what it is doing to me. Per chance when the orange turd or either of the other two stooges were to pop themselves into view. Nausea immediately ensues. Worst part is the words MF or SFB were never part of my lexicon until now.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Words for day: Pump and Dump Not a sexual reference but someone is going to get screwed!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Ex- Army MP who never bought the old domino theory about Vietnam Nam. Ho Chi Minch just wanted the west to leave their country. But Putin has a world view that is causing him to regain the once b might USSR glory they had previously. Ukraine is just the first on his shopping list.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Ok. I might be on the run so you might not see me for a while if someone at the FAA opens mail with the application to rename Air Force One to Sphincter One. I even gave an alternative if they don’t like my first choice. Shit For Brains Express! I’m sure no is left there to rat me out.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

How appropriate that the orange knucklehead called the car a Tesler. I just thought he was stupified because, you know science.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Sure when we invade Canada the US will spend all its money to buy flame throwers to melt every local ice rink . The US would think would ruin those very “ rude” jerks. I would want to move and help lead a Gordie Howe brigade of the resistance. Our battle cry would be Poutine Forever. Ready now.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

What a bunch of boobs. I don’t mean the life sustenance and later in life fun type They are running our government and seriously the people have SFB and surprised the have they ability to clothe and feed themselves daily. Oh yah, I get it they are using our money. Stupid can attain power.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Words of advice from old guy. If you’re wanting to take a nap but are hungry. Do not take a dollop of crunchy peanut butter. Yikes, lot of energy. Do you have anybody that you want me to beat up? Old, I still have a particular set of skills and I do have a bad attitude but would take more P B.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Ah, the stock market. I enjoyed this fraud plot in Trading Places. At least we had Jaimie Lee Curtis.

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With old age comes wisdom. This has manifested itself in the fact that I am now smart enough to understand I am just not that clever. It has greatly enhanced my ability to survive.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

It appears my goto answer these days for all of this bad stuff is because people are morons and they voted for it.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

In my heart of hearts I want Elon to be the guy to ask Brady Tkachuk if anyone thinks he looks like the mean redheaded kid with the coonskin cap in A Christmas Story.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I think all woman should boycott sex until the economy improves. I’m approaching this like the Turd and Elon have done with the rest of us. What they do will only hurt others not them. Same for the boycott I’m proposing.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I once worked for a guy that had the best quote. He said about his boss; He didn’t know how smart he was but he had a great ability to get his own way. I was very young at the time and even then I thought. I suppose inherited money will do that for you. Hence orange turds, and Elons.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

This retirement thing. With these buffoons in charge I’m glad I didn’t do this for a living I would have starved!

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Former Army MP and my mother was a Marine who warned me that the ones to worry about in a bar fights are the guys who are overly concerned about the size of their male member. Always explained the bar fights in the Army and also explains today’s economy!

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Proven scientific fact: Diarrhea while being made has never been fun nor painless especially when it becomes history. But an asshole is usually the victim not the cause.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve had it up to here. All of these conspiracy theories. No, The Enola Gay was not used to transport transgenic mice to America. There never was a plan to do so. I did my own research.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Seriously, the last Russian I trusted was Pavel Datsyuk. Not once did I suspect him of poisoning by radiation or throwing someone off a balcony.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder how many conversations around the campfires under a bridge will start with the words “first they went from a defined benefit plan to an ESOT, then they went the 401K route and the next thing I knew they made America Great Again”.

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