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⛓🔥 Hot Queers Near YOU 🔥⛓️ Chicago Drag Haus of Audience
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if nobody has im requesting it from @tikiv.bsky.social or @heystarrbanks.bsky.social

everybody knows the slicks to be a family of incredibly beautiful girls with amazing racks but lesser known slick family traits include: • muppetlike sensibilities • propensity to run a high school theatre department like the marines • victorian fainting spells

will you share your Cock with me? for the next ten minutes…

Hey you!!! You should apply to be apart of Spjorks Circus! I’m planning some fun stuff, and we’re almost coming up on a YEAR at Nola!!! Priority to BIPOC, Trans, and Disabled drag artists - always! forms.gle/onvJnNoQBuN6...

Scissor looks astounding in new photos.

Happy Birthday @secretqueen.bsky.social 💜

Comment on this and I’ll critique your drag in 3 words.

Thinking about how Starr using my liquid blush as lip gloss….

Ive been high dancing and eating cookies all day it’s been so fierce

I accidentally took a 12 hour nap and missed Queen! :(

for real tho we’re giving away a sh*t ton of lettuce, the purchase of a $5 ticket supports our artists AND get you a free shot (what a deal), AND WEVE GOT SPJORK STARR AND SCRUFFY IN THE HOUSE WITH US LIKE WHAT?!!

Gonna suck 420 dicks today!

tired of hearing white men tell other people to watch where they're going

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any show producers want free covid tests for their shows??

did you know they served cunt at the last supper

Catholic Cunt

Who lighting up with granny?! verythatparty.com/events/veryh...

Happy Death Becomes Her OBC Soundtrack Day to all who celebrate 🙂‍↕️

Happy Birthday @lucami.bsky.social 💜

Haus Of Prophets Presents: The Last Supper 🍇🍷🥖

We are devastated to report that Haus of Cuntlery member DÜSH has passed away. Her talent, creativity, silliness, kindness, beauty, cleverness, heart, and captivating energy both on and off stage will be remembered and beloved by all who knew her, especially the Chicago and Boston drag communities.

hey, we saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe. Can you buy us a drink?

DRAG SWAP MAY 11th WAKE IT UP!!!!!!!!

my TV turns itself onto a new channel every week or so and this week is the 16 and pregnant channel... I haven't paid for streaming in so long 😍

Enter the gaytrix at your own risk, the question is What would you choose? 🤔🧐

accurate

Why do the bartenders at Bump serve you tequila shots in a thimble!? 🤣😭

💉YOU ARE ONE💉 a drag retelling of 🦠The Subst*nce🦠 ONE NIGHT ONLY — 4/26 — 9:30 — Annoyance MainStage tickets in bio!

actually don’t come to brunch, i forgot nails

Shoutout to the divas that walked across the floor during my number but then tipped $90

this is crazy… nobody wants to be a butch anymore!!! like sorry i’m keeping the tradition alive

stepped into T̴̨̢̧̢̯̲͕̮̝̞͇̝̞̜̫͉̜̯̥̹̺̤̞͔̩̺̬̘̓̏͋͜͜͝h̸̛̛̛͈̤̘̞̤̰͕̱̜̮̤̑̅͊̀̎̈̒̆̂͑̀͌̆̑̇̄̿͗͆͘͠ê̵̡̨̡̡̠͔̭͈̞̤̟͇̫̱̘͚̟̱̱̯̝̞ͅ ̶̡̛̣̭͈̝̜̈́́͐G̵̢̨̹̤͍͍̮̰͍̭̩͍̩̹͉͖̳̲͍͇͚̲͗́̍̑̈́̾̇̋̈͒͌̿̈́́̍̅̎̅͛̑̉̈́̃̓̕͠ǎ̶̧̡̧̢̝͖̳̼̻̤̳̙̯̙͍͕͓͈̙̪̼͈̘̥͍͑͌͐̍̈́̋̃̃̆̽́̄͘͘͘ͅy̵͇͖̖̩͈͇̫͍͎̓͆̓̈̔͊̇̃̈́̾̿͗̏̓̌̏̋͐̉̓̿͌̍͘̕͘͜ͅt̶̨͕̼͎͈̝̺͖̗̖̯̩͙̗͇̘̊͂̃͝r̵̡̧̧̥͙͙͈̳͙͗͒̍͑̍͘į̷̧̛͎̫̮̫̞̗̟̝̯̹̠̗̬̖̜̤̗͖̺̪͇̭̟̀̆̈́̽͂̃̈́̋̐̈́̇̈́̈̃̆̐͛̎͑̎̿̈́̿͘͜͝x̸̨̛̙̣̻̝̟̫̤͍̙̹̫̙͉͙̩͓̭̼͖̬̺͚̼̓́̏̓́͗̑͂̋̐̑̆̾́͛̄́̃͌̕͝͝͝͝ͅ

good morning bluesky