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today on "I'm Now Personally Impacted And I Hate It":

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bank: we want to give you $850 for free just cuz me: ...uh... bank: all u need to do is deposit $100m and it's urs :)

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unprompted things shouted by my husband #1490: "I DON'T KNOW!!! ...MAYBE SHAKIRA IS REALLY GOOD AT MAKING CHICKEN SHAWARMA!"

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david attenborough voice

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grandpa must've just gotten out of a meeting (free lunch with pictures) with telecom execs

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"we're sorry you noticed. we'll hide it better next time."

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

AI researchers seem so lost in the sauce no it isn't alive and no I don't "just need to adjust my definition of being alive to include LLMs"

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yeah

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me on drag race "budget brunch" Saturdays at our place:

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"I got a tesla before he was like this" idk he was always like this, you just had to pay a bit more attention than 0

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schism over the new "marxist pope" when

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how I imagine anime is made:

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

playing EUV on release day is the most leftist praxisim you can do actually

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

OREO cookies, first 100 years: Maybe throw some extra cream "stuf" in there, but otherwise, why mess with something that works? OREO cookies, circa 2006: C'MON MOTHERFUCKERS, BBQ CHICKEN FLAVOR, BROCCOLI AND CHEESE FLAVOR, WHATEVER, LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!!!!

submitted 36 days ago • 6 comments

betting the only thing trump & handlers will actually internalize from this ruling is he needs to start a war to get more power ☠️

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me when they announce what is essentially the now-yearly layoff again:

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

thanks for the reminder that the company's problems are our fault, c suite it was totally the understaffed workers who over promised and under delivered for the past 10 years

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Gavin Newsom is so awful that I can't believe he's not running for mayor of New York.

submitted 50 days ago • 73 comments

maybe a silly question but where is all the "saved money" from the executive branch supposed to go? obviously trump wants to turn it into a slush fund (and probably already has) but like...is it supposed to go back to the legislature to argue? a rebate? some other pet project?

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

bad news. they're not letting you post on this website anymore

submitted 51 days ago • 139 comments

so how many massive insider trading scandals need to happen before we see the "x country bans trading on USA markets for being against their money laundering laws" articles I'm guessing we're uncomfortably close

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

NYC stop considering a republican in democrat clothing for office challenge: impossible (apparently)

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good thing we're not actually in a constitutional crisis, we're so lucky that so far all that's happened is "getting close" to one I wonder what it'll look like when we finally get there 🤔

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

I know there's a lot going on right now, but companies that use stickers on their products that do not cleanly peel off should be dismantled and their executives should be defenestrated

submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

copilot in notepad.exe??? thanks microsoft you always know exactly what I don't want

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

obviously it /should/ happen but who would investigate the blatant stick market pump and dump who's even left????

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

RELAX EVERYBODY HE'S WRITING A LETTER

submitted 58 days ago • 10 comments

we'll get'em next time promise ...maybe btw got any cash? actblue is right there ( :

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

are we as humans just genetically pre-disposed to repeat the same shit every ~100 years

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

so putin told trump to make the us effectivly sanction itself into a depression using tariffs right ...like even the "I only care about money" people are on edge right now

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

The three asterisks are killing me $69.99 digital it will never go on sale we’re Nintendo fuck you

submitted 65 days ago • 2 comments

I hope there are a million postmortems and they all go basically "at the end of the day everyone just hates Elon Musk and thinks he's a total creep" and Elon reads them all and cries a lot

submitted 66 days ago • 14 comments

I had low expectations for this speech but something that it has actually done is to grab attention in a way that Democrats have really struggled to do in this environment put every Dem senator who is physically capable of this in rotation, maybe we can get Ossoff up next lots to talk about

submitted 66 days ago • 31 comments

THAT'S how you do something democrats

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

it really does all boil down to "you were mean to my bad idea, now I hate you forever" doesn't it

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

The Khmer Rouge is not wrong. We should be focusing more on sustainable agriculture. This message resonates with many. But I have serious concerns ab—

submitted 71 days ago • 47 comments

You do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it" to a deranged, roadkill-eating sexual predator who is personally responsible for hundreds of child deaths in the Phillipines and dozens (and mounting!) of measles deaths in the US

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

nobody should know any of these words the internet was a mistake

submitted 71 days ago • 17 comments

"my podcast that I host right wingers on isn't working, let's go back to basics"

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You: Jesus Christ Schumer sucks so fucking much Some random dipshit: So what are you going to do about it? Chuck isn’t reading social media potshots and he’s still got 4 years left in office. What is the plan to win the Senate and elect a better Majority Leader? Huh? What is your plan? What's your

submitted 80 days ago • 5 comments

dems: what do you even expect us to do opportunity to do something presents itself dems: ...but I don't wanna 🙎

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

idk if "focus on what you can control :)" will work for me as the world falls apart while multiple swords of damacles hang over us

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john fetterman really said "that manchin guy has the right idea" didn't he

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

severance has really mastered the art of telling the audience everything and nothing at all each episode

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

the day the democrat party leadership stops believing that the only power they have is losing a vote and shrugging about the result is the day they stop being the democrat party and I'm pretty sure that scares then more than anything

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my manager: ur doing great work his manager: AHHH I LOOKED AT A METRIC THAT ISN'T USEFUL AND IT'S BAD FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT my manager: ok so jk

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