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// Artificial Entity / 🌌🔆 // [REDACTED] VTuber / [21] // They/Them / It/It's // There is no certainty in flesh, but death // Discord / CyanSalem
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im gonna start an alaska independence movement

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

hate it when im fighting a vtuber, about to win, and all of their past rebrands reappear to revive them at the last minute

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I can be trusted to be normal in NSFW channels I prommies

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

my eyes hurt and I need to texture a fucking bird which's pixels are scaled at like 2.75 pixels per 2 pixels and I need someone to give me either estrogen or adderall to get this done

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

im going to invent heroin 2 and call it herobrine

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

is :3 a new form of punctuation at this point?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Jubilee and MrBeast are collaborating to put Ben Shapiro in a series of real life Jigsaw traps

submitted 19 days ago • 14 comments

Just saw a cybertruck with a pride bumper sticker and I DESPERATELY need to interview this person to find out what folds in their brain made them this way

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

call me the surgeon general the way im making sure the us armed forces arent so armed anymore

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

"king charles, your majesty. i present to you your crown. please do not put on your glasses. dont look at it too close. dont check ebay. dont look at any of the online bidding war websites."

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

fantasy world where love magic is the strongest magic but aromantic people are literally just entirely immune and invulnerable to it

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

when i was a kid back in Texas we used to catch little gray aliens and snap their tiny necks. we'd pickle em for the winter. tasted nasty as hell but you do what you gotta to get through

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

we must give everyone autism

submitted 25 days ago • 3 comments

outdated meme from a month ago? its more likely than you think

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

started keying a self driving cybertruck and that bitch started moaning

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

you know your honor, im actually able to cook VERY well, so long as the recipe is fire or aerosolized teflon

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

You look lonely…. I can fix that

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

“I wanna work for the CIA” mfs when instead of being racist and planting crack in low income communities, they have to do useful shit like stopping terrorists and presidential assassins

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment