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I've noticed a minor plot hole in the "Mario" series, this "Mario" character is said to be italian but he doesn't appear to be affiliated with organized crime at all. What the hell?

game conferences

gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.

I cannot stop wheezing

he may have condemned thousands if not millions to death but you have to admit he produced a truly stupid car and is obsessed with moving to a planet where nobody hates him

Bluesky is insane I have 181 followers and they're literally all bots except for like 10 can people stop dickriding this app just because it's not hitlerland doesn't mean it's paradise

ai is destroying the economy, ai is destroying the earth, ai is destroying culture there is literally no upside to its existence

The Flyer. 1/4

i saw rfk jr swimming through the chuck e. cheese ball pit like an eel

Am I legally required to change my pfp when I turn 20 (in less than 2 weeks :(((((( )

Why is dying so fucking complicated just let me return to my damn last checkpoint and try again

Ohana means Family and Family means the government knows best and college is more important

Happy Pride! 1/2

imagining taking white genocide seriously is so funny because it’s not a genocide in any classic or defined sense of actual oppression and instead is just that white people have gotten bad at fucking. it would be like calling pandas dying off as “panda replacement theory” lmfao

i love it when i read a bl webtoon and then 20 pages in it randomly turns into fujoshi slop brainrot

private equity taking over and immediately creating Discorb, the real life texting micro transaction that everyone will hate, is a little too on the nose

On immigration and foreign influence…

This is genuinely so bad, he can’t even answer basic questions from budding teen atheists lmfao. It’s like that scene in game of thrones when all the children ganged up and stabbed grand maester pycelle to death

i love being shown elf porn on my tl completely unprompted thanks bluesky

a big aspect of conservative politics and culture is spending them endless time online bullying kids and teenagers

Thousands of mutant Joe Rogan clones have broken out of a DNC warehouse so if you see some naked slimy guys running around, fire is your best friend

GALLEGO: You requested $50m for a Gulfstream jet. Meanwhile, Rs are about to kick 13m off Medicaid. How can you justify that? NOEM: It's to replace a jet that's over 20 years old G: Would you be using it for travel? N: No idea G: We've seen the Instagram photos. Some really bad weapons handling.

“biden got prostate cancer to distract from a bad interview of his from 2023” is such an awesome theory. would be so cool if these were sideshow freaks but instead they run the world now lol

I want a partner so i can have someone to bedrot and doomscroll in the same room as me

kids today only have one thing on their mind

average comment section in 2025

Kamala, there's something different in your genes.... Like some kinda Suicide Squad