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cyberpuritan.kawaii.social
misato/yukari/lizzy - Reformed Catholic - my contribution is that i coined the word "bloomfie" - God's most burger-lovingest prayer warrior - biblically-inaccurate angel - "retvrn girlie for mild arcana with too many consonants" - cyberpuritancatholick.com
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she wears short jorts i wear bleachers

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

he was a skater boy she said see ya later, boy she didn't want to kiss a guy then he took estrogen now they're both lesbian and she calls her her sweetie pie

submitted 223 days ago • 1 comment

also that it feels vaguely morally repulsive to do this even though it harms no one, breaks no conceivable rules of moral significance, and lots of very nice people do it all the time like... intuition says it has some deep connection to the soul destroying stuff about capitalism, right? just me?

submitted 7 hours ago • 3 comments

there's clearly some philosophical significance to the fact that it's super jarring when you first put your podcast or audiobook on 1.5x speed but then 30 minutes later you've listened to 45 minutes of some guy talking and don't even notice

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

folx literally be like lmao then steal the post

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

learning some about heraclitus and like okay i really need to get more into the pre-socratics bc every time i learn more about them i discover that a huge chunk of my philosophy is just directly continuing their project

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

im wearing almost all clean clothes and i took a shower today why am i ITCHYYY

submitted 10 hours ago • 3 comments

yall i just invented this math formula im soooo smart

submitted 10 hours ago • 3 comments

this video just mentioned "a tablet" as an example of a type device you could be watching it on. and i was like "wow that ages this video haha what is it, nine years old?" and i looked it's literally from like november like bro, a tablet? in the year of our lord 2024?

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

Guy when cars who were invented who called them "trackless trains" instead of horseless carriages

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

i love how every vtuber does streams that's just them singing, whether they can actually sing or not. this is the energy that will save the world imo

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

remember back in 2022 when everyone said based all the time? that was pretty based

submitted 12 hours ago • 4 comments

i think it's so funny how they keep trying to build new subways in rome and they keep being like "oops, we just discovered that this route goes directly through brand new priceless treasures of mankind from 2300 years ago, we gotta cancel it"

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

how come y'all never pop off on my non-stolen bangers like that. 20 interactions in barely over 10 minutes! like the ones i actually wrote that much pls 😭

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

i hate it when people mix up entomology and etymology. it bugs me in ways i can't put into words.

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments