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Screw talents, anyone got an anti-talent? I am incapable of making a good smoothie. It's always bad no matter what I put it in

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

We ended up hiring this guy. He did not comment on the pirate costume. I spoke normally and took it seriously I was just dressed like a pirate. There is nothing I love more than putting myself in incredibly silly scenarios

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I think my pettiest red flag is people who say they don't like vegetarian food. That's not a cuisine it's things that are not meat like do you dislike every fruit and vegetable and grain???

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

So I impulsively ordered madeleine pans online so now I'm making madeleines at 11 AM for no reason I guess

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Me: Don't buy used technology! It's risky and can come with malware, hardware faults, may be stolen, no warranty, and has a very high risk of being falsely advertised and getting you scammed Also me: Fuck yeah 40 dollar eBay iPad

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Every time I'm actually working my manager doesn't go near me. It's the one minute a day I am trying to see if I can order Fritos online that he manifests behind me.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Short people do y'all ever get smacked in the face by a grocery store item you're trying to reach for but just end up knocking over. A bag of vegan marshmallows landed directly on my face recently.

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

Nextdoor generally sucks but this is probably the funniest notification I've ever received

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I don't care what pbrun stands for. It's peanut butter run.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I am an IT professional. I don't know how to type é on a standard US keyboard so every time I need to I copy and paste it from the Wikipedia article for Beyoncé which I always have open in a tab.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Googled "does my cat know I love him" and started crying

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Not sure what I was cooking w this

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

May or may not be able to release Bite Sized Cyber Crime due to being sick. My voice is rather shot at the moment

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Really glad Citizen sends me push notifications for the most important, gritty, serious crimes in the city of Chicago that the liberals don't want you to know about.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Being an adult who never grew up eating peanuts but is trying to eat a more plant based diet has me reinventing the PB&J and thinking I am a genius. (Using almond butter tho I don't like peanuts)

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

At trivia yesterday the picture round category was financial services company logos. I work at a financial services company. We did well.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Just learned people from Wisconsin have a derogatory word against people from Illinois FIB (fucking Illinois bastards) In Illinois we do not have for the Wisconsinites because we do not think about Wisconsin at all.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Watched through season 3 of BoJack Horseman and man. It is really good but also really depressing.

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

How it started vs how it's going

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

Very scummy that the honey browser extension basically hijacked people's cookies to replace affiliate links, even when no deals were found.

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

I definitely do not recommend Dandies vegan marshmallows. They are so good you will eat an entire bag and then get a tummy ache. Definitely not learned from experience at all.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

I think these days my main hobby is walking around and looking at things.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Strongly considering going fully vegan at this point because fuck it, why not? I live in an area where vegan food isn't exactly hard to come by.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Was on the Wikipedia page for my work while at the office and someone walked past my desk and just shook his head and sighed.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Not that I really care badly but according to a couple people in the comments I've committed the crime of moderate clickbait. Which tbh I think is fair but I mostly disagree

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Had to explain to my team that I was late for sprint planning bc I wanted a pear as a snack and proceeded to cut it so badly I sliced two of my fingers open and had to bandage my hand while bleeding everywhere and but being able to use the other hand

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

My favorite ever concert experience was seeing Hozier and booking a hotel across the street from the stadium. S tier experience. Walked back to the hotel with zero problems. I think this is the only way I can do concerts now.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

I got my first accusation of being "AI slop" recently, which I found funny because I am definitely a real person. I still write my scripts manually, I still record them with my real voice manually. But it made me sad, people are confident, yet bad, at identifying AI generated content.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

I am more than okay with criticism and if I am incorrect would love to be corrected. However please watch the entire 5 minute episode before accusing me of not addressing a point I did, in fact, address.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

I don't think I've ever seen a post office with good reviews ngl

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

A bonus to walking with a limp is people are probably more likely to offer me their seats on the L. I'm not injured I just walk like that

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly Chappell Roan hasn't said anything incorrect yet that I'm aware of. Like what I'm supposed to hate her because she had extremely valid criticisms about Kamala Harris throwing trans people under the bus? Nah. She should've just been gay famous.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Accidentally said IED instead of IDE in a stand-up and my manager had to stop me and say "Chloe those are very different things"

submitted 87 days ago • 2 comments

I think my response to circumstances is inverse proportionate to the severity "My life is ruined and Im faking my own death" = minor inconvenience "Well that aint good" = catastrophic event that resulted in my entire lab breaking "That couldve gone better" = Ive burned every bridge Ive ever had

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

I learned when kitchen nightmares was airing some restaurants on it would host viewing parties for their episodes??? That seems like not the best marketing.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

I would not say not reading the label and accidentally buying single ply toilet paper is the worst mistake I've ever made in my life. However it is a mistake that I will never repeat again.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I'm really happy heated blankets exist

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment