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cybrwt.ch
reproductive organs of the machine world
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yes

chicago style pope

hitting the ozempic juul pod like an out of breath marathon runner

hello kitty is my co-pilot and she’s drunk as fuck!!

microdosing being awake

GUIs are DEI

writing code like I'm a SICK junky yearning for the temporary high of the statisfaction of having fixed a problem

DEI for non-technical managers

SAFe is fake agile designed to make middle managers feel included

THEYRE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE CIGARETTES THAT MAKE THEM TASTE LIKE SHIT

if cisco’s in heaven i’m going to hell on purpose

happy friday for those who celebrate

BartGPT the new Marge Language Model by HomerAI

vpn to the astral plane

first we dev, then we ops…. devops

jannies are crying into their mop buckets and 4chan users are forced to touch grass for the first time in years

flinched when the lights flickered—thought they rebooted reality

heaven’s got a captcha and I keep failing it

manic PXE dream boot

sipping java from a cracked oracle mug

morpheus crushed up the red pill. snorting this shit off my iphone 16 pro max got me seeing the matrix code

paying for groceries is a humiliation ritual

ok but which corp will survive the solar flare?

i don’t trust any software i didn’t compile myself, and i don’t trust the compiler either. that’s why i write in hex and burn it to eproms with spite

turns out the United States was an incredible moneymaking engine that ran on wokeness

the minecraft movie is a cinemawtic masterpiece

meal deal

do you think @why2025.bsky.social will let me camp in a self inflating life raft? it’s basically a tent and I wouldn’t have to figure out how to put one up

🗣️mir sind nöd tüfgründig dr einzig hintergrund isch migration

biting the homies goodnight

kirkland signature 4mmc

hackers on wheels

dropping out of sex ed before it gets too advanced

throwing away all my house plants because they betrayed me by dying