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cynthesis.bsky.social
They/them. 25. Very gay. Much horny. Alternates between hypnoposting and talking absolute nonsense.
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I have a problem, and it’s called “instantly develops a crush on every trans guy I meet.” They’re all so handsome and interesting, I can’t help it 🥲

What if his name was Maximillion Pregasus?

*forcemascs you* (makes you watch the boys shows you didn’t get to see when you were a kid)

As Australian hypnokinksters settle into summer, it's important to be SubSmart. Remember the 3 S's. SLIP into trance. SLOPpy toppy. SLAP brats until they behave.

Life is worth living, and love always wins. Keep pushing forward despite adversity. Thank You.

Yeah I’m LGBT, I’m: Loser Goth Bisexual Trainwreck

Saw this, I’ll do it too (swap “artist” for “writer”)

William Shakespeare predicted puppygirls in 1596.

I put the “mess” in “messiah”

Shoutout to trans folks whose names don’t have the same first letter as their deadnames. Y’all on another level.

Kamen Rider Ghost had an amazing premise… which it abandoned less than halfway in.

*turning on an art tutorial* "Start by drawing a straight line" FUCK!

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I didn’t realise I could get dysphoric over my state of matter. But here I am, on the verge of tears because I’m a solid.

The host assured me it was fine and my attendance was what mattered most, other people missed the memo too, and I won 6 player smash as goddamn Little Mac. Even when I forget how to read, I never take an L.

I’m at a party and missed the memo it’s a black tie event. The ONE time I dress punk rather than formal and it backfires :(