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cypher-nought.bsky.social
I used to do the twitters.
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I’m going to start a cult… we’re going to have cool satin jackets and eat soup on Thursdays

submitted 54 days ago • 10 comments

Pronounces bluesky like bee-ski.

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

Sometimes I think I'm relatively intelligent and then I laugh and laugh.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna get fucked up on cough syrup and give some bjs at the bath house I guess.

submitted 53 days ago • 4 comments

I’m so cool, I liked them when they were just The Spin Residents.

submitted 53 days ago • 8 comments

I didn't make any resolutions. I'm pretty amazing as is so....

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

Pizza and beer until conditions improve.

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

Fitness level status: hurt my shoulder while moving my weighted blanket

submitted 53 days ago • 5 comments

being this cold should be illegal.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

is the water warm enough? shall we begin?

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Happy New Year, you fuckers! 🎉

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I mean...I'm pretty sure 'they' manufactured all the fog, so we couldn't see the majestic Happy New Year Aurora Borealis... but whatever, I guess.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I drink more than I don't.

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

Merry Christmas, you fuckers.

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

URGENT PUBLIC NOTICE: Some posts are jokes and not factual or scientific reporting.

submitted 70 days ago • 35 comments

My dream job is never having to dream of a job.

submitted 70 days ago • 3 comments

No one wants to be reading all that

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Just a hahaha girl in a lol world

submitted 70 days ago • 17 comments

fuck, i can’t get enough of you. ~ i whisper to my coffee

submitted 70 days ago • 20 comments

Saying good morning at night so people think I live somewhere exotic

submitted 71 days ago • 2 comments

i respect you and your choices i just think they're dumb

submitted 70 days ago • 23 comments

Great minds think alike. Great idiots think alike, too.

submitted 73 days ago • 4 comments

Let's drink beer in our underwear and get angry at the television

submitted 73 days ago • 10 comments

*Death comes for me but is once again fooled by my false moustache*

submitted 73 days ago • 12 comments

If someone tells you that there are no wrong answers, it means your answer is wrong.

submitted 73 days ago • 15 comments

sorry I’ve been irritable the past 54 years

submitted 73 days ago • 24 comments

I’ve been trick-or-treating each night since Halloween. People are running out of candy. An old lady gave me the keys to her Buick. One guy hit me with a broom

submitted 73 days ago • 20 comments

I may look innocent, but I will steal your proctologist.

submitted 73 days ago • 6 comments

I can forgive a lot but a bad cocktail is not one

submitted 73 days ago • 33 comments

I should know how to use saran wrap, but I don't know how to use saran wrap.

submitted 73 days ago • 12 comments

take a gander at the tits on that dick.

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

I won't just rain on somebody's parade, I'll crop dust all over their Carnival.

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

*quickly covers pentagram* What brings you here, Monsignor?

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

how's Jersey doing? y'all still with us??

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

next month I turn 9000 years old and that’s kind of a big deal

submitted 77 days ago • 20 comments

i WILL be singing in the car!

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes I like to shave just one leg so that when I go to bed, I can pretend one is my leg and the other is also my leg.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

One of the alley raccoons told me they think you need to see a dietician.

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

Squirrels think we’re idiots, and they’re right

submitted 78 days ago • 44 comments

My many enemies will be furious to know that I found a luxurious new hat at the bus station

submitted 77 days ago • 10 comments

cereal: enjoy a bowl of me for breakfast me: ok cereal: (innocently) i’m so yummy, have another bowl me: ok cereal: (now wearing evil mustache) you're not done yet you son of a bitch

submitted 77 days ago • 86 comments

I bet if some of us took a road trip together we’d have a blast…

submitted 76 days ago • 4 comments

who me? oh, not much... just gettin' lit and listening to Dessa.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

the typo in my post honours the typo in your post. namaste

submitted 76 days ago • 4 comments

We're all only partly broken.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments