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cypress.city
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just spent 45 minutes sorting out an issue with my insurance so that i could continue taking the same medication i've been taking for the last year only for it to inexplicably start working as if there was never a problem in the first place #awesome

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cat day 🐈

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r/egg_irl must be destroyed

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this is how it feels to be an adult pokémon fan

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You watched "Monkey Shines" and you sided with the monkey You watched "Dunston Checks In" and you sided with the monkey You watched "Mighty Joe Young" and you sided with the monkey When it's fiction you understand. Yet you refuse to see it when it's the reality you're living in. Wild.

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OKAYYYYY

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I just don’t see how an Executive Order saying Mike Love was the real genius in the Beach Boys could be legally binding

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big gains this season

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set another mini at 4 am crosshare.org/crosswords/D...

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The IQ Paradox, identified by renowned poster the Mountain Goats, states that doofuses who actually take IQ seriously and use it as a metric of anything are dumb as Hell

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you already know some dudes out there are posting like YES!! The Trump-Musk dynasty will be EPIC!

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Among those Trump and Musk fired at the FAA: - Lawyers who help keep drunk or reckless pilots out of the skies - Air traffic control support staff - Employees who track potential new flying hazards like cranes - Staffers who medically clear pilots to fly www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

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elon appears to be going through his timeline and manually hiding posts from the mother of his child instead of responding to her urgent requests for help?

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eggy coworker has that green yuri manga on his bookmarks bar

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this isn't happening for a variety of reasons, but one of them is that they would have to slash a full quarter of the federal budget ($1,700,000,000,000) to account for it

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Techno Mechanicus might be the single funniest thing you could name your kid. I hope she homeschools him because holy shit lmfao

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ITS HIS DAY

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gen Z in 2050 reselling their parents' funko pop collections

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DOOMERISM IS A LOSER IDEOLOGY

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sorry, pronouns in bio triggered us so hard we had to become a fascist dictatorship over it

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my name is cassidy i made the cypress

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sometimes adderall impels me to solve multiple outstanding life problems in the course of a couple hours and sometimes it just makes me boredly jump between browser tabs faster

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The other website is pretty much done

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so many Trump policies I could say this about but I don't understand why he doesn't see American support for Ukraine as a matter of national pride or even an extension of empire. My brother in Christ you are ceding land to state enemy #1

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Outlive these fucking ghouls

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A lot of good came out of the late-60s psych scene but I will never understand why they all loved circus music so much

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🐍⚔️serperior gijinka design!

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they should make a tgirl iron man

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my cat keeps knocking my glasses off my desk while i'm in the shower and tossing them around my bedroom. please sir i need those to see

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just went 0 for 7 in ranked bazaar who want me

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this map is incomprehensible by 21st century standards

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post a meme made by you

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frankly you'd have to be an idiot to think that there are 50 million dead people collecting social security checks and nobody noticed until Elon Musk came in

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been farming wins with these guys in the back half of this event

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if there was anything wrong with storm ult, it's that it didn't do enough damage

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the beatles

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it’s incomprehensible to me that you can see even a fraction of what republicans are doing or believe and think working with them is remotely a possibility. you need to crush them, like republicans are currently doing to everyone else

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