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the gorilla has to get lucky 100 times, we only have to get lucky once

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i’m gonna gaslight r/battlejackets by making a jacket with all fake bands and when i get called out for it say that they’re all just so obscure you’d never heard of them before.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

the scott pilgrimage

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lactose intolerance is so stupid like who cares what two cows do in the private of their own home. love is love. peace on planet eart

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submitted 10 days ago • 105 comments

#OnThisDay April 14, 1996, Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers, when “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired on Fox. @thatbilloakley.com #TheSimpsons #SteamedHams

submitted 16 days ago • 123 comments

imagine the ending of the sbr anime coincides with… no… i shan’t say it

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

plot twist of the century if estrogen actually saves her.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

going to toronto call that a scott pilgrimage

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submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

bonus idea: dermal piercings at vertices

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

if you elect me i will ensure every american gets at least one milk crate, one mason jar of buttons, and a coffee can of miscellaneous slightly rusty nails/screws. can’t make any other promises at this time. perhaps some talenti jars.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

oh god i’m fucked

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Maybe I should've done some research before playing Disco Elysium. I put all my skill points into Strength so I could be good at combat but then a twelve year old called me a slur so hard I almost died

submitted 32 days ago • 7 comments

Rumeysa Ozturk didn't commit a crime - she just expressed an opinion that Donald Trump doesn't agree with, and you don't have to agree with her words to be upset by that. Congress has oversight over ICE - the majority must take immediate action to investigate.

submitted 34 days ago • 8 comments

Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop theonion.com/gang-in...

submitted 34 days ago • 107 comments

catching live moths and putting them in your wallet so they fly away when you open it seems like a really good bit. i wanna pull this one off at least once before i die

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Harry DuBois irl

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.

submitted 43 days ago • 1689 comments

i believe that it is neither, some, or all of these things, as well as maybe or maybe not some other factors we have or haven’t considered yet.

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

do you think cats ever get schizophrenic about lazer pointers

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

if he’s right we’re due for an extremely peaceful century soon

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

MY CONGRESSMAN HAS A SPINE RAAAHH

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average bostonian graffito

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if this creature was capable of appreciating a good prank i would prank it so hard rn

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

they should let olympians do some drugs. like taking an edible isn’t gonna improve your performance in any sport except maybe interpretive dance, let them have a little fun

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

finally, some real action from the dems

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

You still feel the same (1/4)

submitted 59 days ago • 3 comments

she’s serving Cunk

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Patois is really cool language conceptually but theres like no way to practice it without looking really racist.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

what’s stopping a hockey team from recruiting a sumo wrestler as goalie. like they’d cover the whole goal and no ones gonna get in a fight with them.

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

just cut off a cyberfuck on newbury street and started biking as slow as possible and took up the whole lane. it’s the little things 😊

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

she’s giving Philomena Cunk

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Due to the price increase, the quote is now just “You can’t make a few omelets”

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments