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I would jiggle the handle for at least five minutes, knowing every two or three rotations will yield a single free piece of candy

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Wish we’d thrown the out of date food away last week during the awful cold

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Yesterday I saw an "'Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull' is good, actually" take on here, and I just saw the last half-hour on Paramount, and buddy that is a "Charlie Brown had hoes" lookin' ass take

submitted 10 hours ago • 13 comments

Jack Reacher is the kind of autistic representation I can really get behind

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I would slap a priest for a hot dog right now

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These babies were killed by an Israeli air strike

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This is like a 10/10 feeling everyone should experience at least once. You see that thing and you fully believe for the most magical instant of your entire existence.

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Praxis

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Some guy who’s still mad about no-mah is going to single handedly end the coup

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Anybody else go back through the long ass explanatory email and switch everything to contractions because you assume if it says “we cannot” “we will” etc it’ll be read as too self important?

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A king sending his troops to quell unruly Bostonians is a decision that always works out great for the king, historically speaking.

submitted 4 hours ago • 15 comments

You can’t be getting my hopes up with imagery invoking speech like that

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Pope if you are dying quickly excommunicate the vice president

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“If either of you dipshits could understand what I do in a week you would have worked jobs”

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Damn bitch you should probably do something about it

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Also, as a bit. I kinda liked the look of this knife but my family made me buy it because it was named Chonk

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If anyone in my family makes the grave mistake of saying we haven’t done something in awhile, the entire household will erupt into increasingly exaggerated intonations of “it’s been 84 years..:”

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Last time that sentiment was expressed we got Crispus Attucks

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if they go to shake your hand hit em with the wrist crossbow

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

The Kum & Go Caliphate remains an unknown variable in the conflict

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

Those uh…those JAGs are who would defend a soldier who say, refused an unlawful order huh

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

What if, and hear me out here, folks who used their moment before a huge audience to whip out a sieg heil had to live the rest of their lives in fear?

submitted 1 day ago • 59 comments

Transphobia requires a constant flow of hate, billions of dollars, and countless laws in order to sustain itself. All trans people have to do is keep living. This is why transphobia will never win.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Yes, it is entirely correct to point out that ICE officers do not have any legal authority to break into somebody’s home unless they get a judicial warrant; which they generally cannot do, because judges only issue warrants for probable cause of crimes, not immigration law violations.

submitted 1 day ago • 27 comments

This is exactly how Hitler talked. It's not even a comparison or analogy, as people claim. It's a direct connection in ideology as well as a similar approach to governance and relationship to democracy. This needs to be how we talk about it. They are the ideological descendants of Hitler.

submitted 2 days ago • 136 comments

You are at a Luigi Mangione hearing. In front of you are many supporters of Luigi Mangione, including celebrities. Do you: A) Offer solidarity and report on what you see in plain text, making sure to anonymize supporters? Or B) Film the shit out of everyone & post that Chelsea Manning's there

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

Should be obvious but traditionally presidents present other heads of state with gifts, so take from that what is glaringly obvious

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Can somebody do a wellness check on Drake? I just need to confirm that he's not doing well. I need to know he's suffering.

submitted 1 day ago • 45 comments

Reacher did a Bo Knows

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I feel like a lot of very normie very moderate liberals prefer AOC to most other congressional Dems and there’s something there, something to build on.

submitted 1 day ago • 76 comments

There are two armed men in the women’s restroom, oddly enough they didn’t claim to be women they just walked in

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Rereading the synopsis of what happened to the Ba’ath party in Iraq for no reason

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If you need ChatGPT to work though this kind of shit you aren’t a human being any more. You’ve simply relinquished your ability to think and reason and there is no purpose in remaining on earth

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I feel like if I was a lawyer I would get posted as the “dawg my lawyer looks like this I’m going to jail” lawyer at least once a season

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I should’ve followed more porn bots, or better yet the real posters who post like porn bots

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Please don’t publish your intent to do crimes, it will impede your ability to do crimes

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I am very sad to say that I would have said this is a straight line from exactly what the signals were online, and nobody was listening to the whole cohort of folks shouting about this for about 10 years straight while having their lives ruined for mentioning it

I would jiggle the handle for at least five minutes, knowing every two or three rotations will yield a single free piece of candy

Wish we’d thrown the out of date food away last week during the awful cold

Yesterday I saw an "'Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull' is good, actually" take on here, and I just saw the last half-hour on Paramount, and buddy that is a "Charlie Brown had hoes" lookin' ass take

Jack Reacher is the kind of autistic representation I can really get behind

I would slap a priest for a hot dog right now

These babies were killed by an Israeli air strike

This is like a 10/10 feeling everyone should experience at least once. You see that thing and you fully believe for the most magical instant of your entire existence.

Praxis

Some guy who’s still mad about no-mah is going to single handedly end the coup

Anybody else go back through the long ass explanatory email and switch everything to contractions because you assume if it says “we cannot” “we will” etc it’ll be read as too self important?

A king sending his troops to quell unruly Bostonians is a decision that always works out great for the king, historically speaking.

You can’t be getting my hopes up with imagery invoking speech like that

Pope if you are dying quickly excommunicate the vice president

“If either of you dipshits could understand what I do in a week you would have worked jobs”

Damn bitch you should probably do something about it

Also, as a bit. I kinda liked the look of this knife but my family made me buy it because it was named Chonk

If anyone in my family makes the grave mistake of saying we haven’t done something in awhile, the entire household will erupt into increasingly exaggerated intonations of “it’s been 84 years..:”

Last time that sentiment was expressed we got Crispus Attucks

if they go to shake your hand hit em with the wrist crossbow

The Kum & Go Caliphate remains an unknown variable in the conflict

Those uh…those JAGs are who would defend a soldier who say, refused an unlawful order huh

What if, and hear me out here, folks who used their moment before a huge audience to whip out a sieg heil had to live the rest of their lives in fear?

Transphobia requires a constant flow of hate, billions of dollars, and countless laws in order to sustain itself. All trans people have to do is keep living. This is why transphobia will never win.

Yes, it is entirely correct to point out that ICE officers do not have any legal authority to break into somebody’s home unless they get a judicial warrant; which they generally cannot do, because judges only issue warrants for probable cause of crimes, not immigration law violations.

This is exactly how Hitler talked. It's not even a comparison or analogy, as people claim. It's a direct connection in ideology as well as a similar approach to governance and relationship to democracy. This needs to be how we talk about it. They are the ideological descendants of Hitler.

You are at a Luigi Mangione hearing. In front of you are many supporters of Luigi Mangione, including celebrities. Do you: A) Offer solidarity and report on what you see in plain text, making sure to anonymize supporters? Or B) Film the shit out of everyone & post that Chelsea Manning's there

Should be obvious but traditionally presidents present other heads of state with gifts, so take from that what is glaringly obvious

Can somebody do a wellness check on Drake? I just need to confirm that he's not doing well. I need to know he's suffering.

Reacher did a Bo Knows

I feel like a lot of very normie very moderate liberals prefer AOC to most other congressional Dems and there’s something there, something to build on.

There are two armed men in the women’s restroom, oddly enough they didn’t claim to be women they just walked in

Rereading the synopsis of what happened to the Ba’ath party in Iraq for no reason

If you need ChatGPT to work though this kind of shit you aren’t a human being any more. You’ve simply relinquished your ability to think and reason and there is no purpose in remaining on earth

I feel like if I was a lawyer I would get posted as the “dawg my lawyer looks like this I’m going to jail” lawyer at least once a season

I should’ve followed more porn bots, or better yet the real posters who post like porn bots

Please don’t publish your intent to do crimes, it will impede your ability to do crimes

I am very sad to say that I would have said this is a straight line from exactly what the signals were online, and nobody was listening to the whole cohort of folks shouting about this for about 10 years straight while having their lives ruined for mentioning it

Then break him

Putting Lee Pace in a gold chainmail crop top is top tier drip

That kerchief-as-scarf might be the coolest thing I’ve seen this week