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they/them/any 39, NB “abcd” sapphic Spooky/macabre stuff and old stuff and queer stuff and shitposting mostly. Co-host of @ghoultalkpod.bsky.social
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We need a muscle mommy for president

haha they should do it like a walking taco where they put taco stuff in a bag of cheetos, ya know, because there's a freakin cheeto in the white- *gunshot*

Another masterful gambit! Drumpf the Cheeto is certainly done for after we mock him for chickening out and not following through on fascist policies. Everyone knows the Democrats are the ONLY party that u can count on to actually follow through on fascism!! 🌮

I hope I get buried with my box of cables like a modern Pharoah

Turning over a rock and there’s a little guy party happening under there

idk, does a zombie shit brain matter?

I will give one hot take for everyone who buys my album kidsquid.bandcamp.com/album/moonfall

I took an OK pic

take me full moon

smells like updyke in here

I cannot stress enough how very much OK it is to be wrong, and to admit it. It is of no value to you intellectually or psychically to refuse new information or to be unwilling to defer. That momentary ache of pride is meaningless when compared to the joy of learning something new.

what if we kissed by the murder hole 👉👈

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Zofran 💖💗💖💕💖

My GF: Homer is into BDSM, Bondage Donuts Sadism Marge

I’m going to share with you what my therapist said to me yesterday, because if I have to sit with the sucker punch of it, I’m taking you with me: “Your whole life you were taught that anything less than brutal self-obliteration was laziness.”

I’m considered the radicalized one for wanting everyone to have their basic needs met and then some but meanwhile we can have literal billionaires actively trying to kill literally all of humanity being viewed as perfectly normal

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Gift link: wapo.st/3S0OLb0

verrrry excited to finally share my artwork for the modern horror RPG I Don’t Belong Here by @adamstation.bsky.social this illustration is for one of the Encounter Cards in the game 👁️👁️ back the project here if you love The Horrors and especially if you love Radiohead bit.ly/idontbelongh...

“You can be my boyfriend but first you must live through my seven harrowing challenges”

Buddy, your grandfather had your aunt lobotomized. I’m going out on a limb here and saying what you learned as a kid about neurodivergence isn’t worth very much.

Hard to argue with that.

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long hatchet

i’d love to go camping for 4/20 one year :)

Ari Paul tracking the NYT’s continued pushing of the thoroughly debunked “Chinese lab leak” theory of COVID. @fairmediawatch.bsky.social

being very normal about my friends being very hot

tfw the tea is tragically weak alas, i hardly brewed ye

There’s a spot just for you in smoking circle!! 💨 This Sunday is 420 and we're sparking up - come smoke your treez with Treez! Learn how to roll a joint and blunt, play some silly games and join the holiday smoke sesh ! this Sunday - 4/20 - @ 3pm 🍃 twitch.tv/zoetreez 🍃

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If Garcia is alive, his return would mean he could tell the story of his time an outsourced death camp to every news outlet on earth. I can’t imagine the administration wouldn’t do literally anything to prevent that.

how bout dem O's!