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I baked this sexy bitch today and it fucks hard.

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‘touch grass’ bro i don’t know if you’re aware but they have portable computers now. i’m clowning on your ass in a secluded glen by a rushing waterfall. a newborn fawn is nuzzling my hand while i quote dunk u

submitted 2 days ago • 54 comments

I'm happy to report my bike ride to work didn't make me feel like dying. There is hope for my fat ass.

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HR Director called me to ask why I'm resigning. BITCH WHERE DO I START.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Did my first bike ride to the new office to check the route. I have 6 weeks to make myself not look like dying rat whenever I get to the office. Or I'll buy an electric bike because holy shit, Scottish hills are DEADLY.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Resignation letter sent. My boss agreed to 4 weeks notice. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Got my written offer, so I can finally take this fucking thing that I call my current job behind the shed, and pull the trigger. The mere fact of clicking 'send' on an email with my resignation letter might make me pass out from pleasure.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I'm going to start a fight club at my local support group for men.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Giggling and kicking my feet while I write my resignation letter.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

It feels unreal I will finally escape this fucking prison that is my current job. Finally some good fucking news.

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submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

BRB sending this to my boss because I JUST GOT A JOB OFFER FROM A DREAM JOB I APPLIED FOR HOLY SHIT.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Back to my shit job tomorrow hahaha. I wonder how long will I survive this time. My money is on 3 days.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Rewired my brain by being stabbed for 4h.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

he’s right and he’s right to say it

submitted 16 days ago • 272 comments

Hey guess what. Talking shit about potential employer's lawn during a job interview gets you an invitation to a third interview. I'm going to lose my mind.

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submitted 25 days ago • 165 comments

No idea how my second stage job interview went. This time I managed to slag off their lawns. When they asked me what I think biodiversity is I said "not perfectly trimmed grass". Like a complete ass. I should be forced to wear a muzzle.

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

There's one good thing about my mental breakdown. My lack of appetite made me drop down one size of my clothes and I look smoking hot in my new suit I bought for the job interview tomorrow.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

The closer we get to Superman's release, the more I'm ready to fight

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

this would fix me

submitted 28 days ago • 22 comments

Instead of trauma bangs, I'm getting a trauma tattoo. Maybe I really am a dramatic bitch?

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Getting through a lot of stress by just repeating "lol. lmao" like a mantra in my head.

submitted 32 days ago • 39 comments

Good for me, answering an interview question about what would I say sustainability is in an elevator pitch I said: "Making sure the planet doesn't explode in flames and people have equality."

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Oh my god I have a job interview on Wednesday holy shit.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Absolutely hate sending job applications. Nobody talks like that in real life, but I still have to cosplay as my worksona to even get considered for an interview.

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

I think of this Dan Aykroyd quote every time I do a beer run

submitted 36 days ago • 17 comments

Been going on daily walks in the woods and only today, where I spent in total 20 minutes outside, 10 of those in a bus, I got back home with a fucking tick. It this hoe gets lyme disease I'll stab someone.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe I should really ditch intellectual work and just write porn for a living.