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I'm sure it's a pure coincidence that every time I visit r/unitedkingdom I always wind up with something like 4-6 racist fuckwits added to my block list...

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If you ever think you made a bad decision in life, always remember there are some people whose favourite Ninja Turtle was Leonardo

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It appears that Chris Jericho watched that episode of Frasier with the line "(B)ut if less is more, just think of how much more 'more' will be" and didn't realise it was a joke

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At some point in time the people booking women's segments in both WWE and AEW need to move on from thinking all promo segments have to use the word "bitch" like it's the nuclear option or need to throw in references to each other's personal lives to get the "Ooooooooooohhh" response from the crowd

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There's only one type of Nordic welcome that VD Jance deserves...

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Because of course the MAGA Lout who tried to Charlottesville a protest outside a Tesla dealership looks like if Fred Flintstone played bass for Kid Rock's backing band...

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Damn, Georgia just beat Armenia so badly that System Of A Down might actually get back in the studio and record an album about it

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It me

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Hot tip for journalists: if you want to understand why the Orangegruppenführer says or does anything, first and foremost ask yourself if he is acting like somebody who hears this in his head 24/7 If it does, and it invariably will, then spare us the indignity of having to hear about it

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Who had "Tool pull a Fyre Festival" on their 2025 bingo card?

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Time to invent a new sentence: bollocks beats cunt at the finishing line by a fraction of a second

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Putting on my most Smashing Blouse and having fifteen wanks in honour of #RikMayallDay

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@profanity.accountant may or may not get paid by the hour. Let's see...

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A little on the nose, don't you think?

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I've noticed that my Redbubble store has been selling a lot of these stickers I've also noticed that the Clustertruck is so well designed that you can damage the panels with just a sticker Just to be safe, legally speaking, I should probably tell people not to do that No, please, don't...

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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

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It's remarkable. I can actually HEAR their teeth gritting as they have to delete the tweets they had waiting to go for a whole week As always, fuck Paddy Power

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"He who saves his country does not violate any law" So Luigi Mangione will be released soon, right...?

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This Valentine's Day, remember to look upon your lover and tell them these important words...

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You just know the main expenses of the Treasury are now Mountain Dew and Brazzers subscriptions with these toddlers doing Shit For Brains' bidding

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The Elon, The

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Fingers crossed...

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Just a suggestion for those suffering from Levy Derangement Syndrome: maybe keep your dickheadedry out of club social media posts commemorating Holocaust Memorial Day...

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Counter point: it was not an excellent response But don't blame years of Paelladyce's constant and consistent conspiracy theorist bollocks for Arsenal fans sending death threats to officials...

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No, seriously, please post a clip of Conte having a meltdown for the umpteenth time Definitely not sick of seeing that by this point...

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Just saw Barron Trump in my Facebook friend recommendations So if anybody fancies giving the Logan Paul clone running the platform a Roman fist bump, let me know

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Definitely not tedious reading "FOUR LEGS GOOD, LEVY BAD" takes all f'n morning...

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But remember, the PGMOL are always against them...

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Here's the biggest issue with the streaming age: we won't be hearing any stories about unsold DVDs of Robbie Williams' monkey movie going the same way as his unsold CDs when even Brits got tired of the gurning twunt

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Nothing says "The Magic of the Cup™" quite like removing any chance of a non-league team having a Premier League team come to their ground and stuff them as there's zero chance of a replay at Old Trafford, Anfield or wherever

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Hurry up, CIA, you don't want to leave it until Inauguration Day...

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Absolutely appalling to see the FA Cup reduced to a team which used their greater financial resources that already destabilised their league getting tonked 8-0 by The Sheikh Mansour Team

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Paelladyce reminding everybody why he's the perfect manager for Terminally Online FC

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Happy Wrestle Kingdom Day!

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I think somebody needs to notify the FBI that they arrested the wrong person

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A Clustertruck explodes outside a Trump hotel in Vegas As metaphors for 2025 go, that's a little on the nose...

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Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?

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Lessons from 2024? It's a good idea to take off your winter coat before skanking like a madman to One Step Beyond

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Oh ok. One day Elon Musk will die and we’ll all celebrate.

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Two things Gabe Kidd needs i.) To shut the fuck up ii.) A better gimmick than "Lairy gobshite outside a South London kebab shop after six pints of Stella on a Friday night"

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Scroll down to see a photo of a MASSIVE PENIS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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"Because of the political instability in the Middle East, its important to buy the Panama Canal from Egypt" - Lauren Boebert, 2024

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