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d3monicwolf.bsky.social
(he/him) Failed content creator, kinda funny guy sometimes I've centered my life around my family, music, and all things spoopy. https://linktr.ee/d3monicwolf
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"I'm in this post and I don't like it"

Have that conversation. Set you fear aside. This is your Anne Frank moment.

As of today I've officially lost 100lbs since last June!

My bank: "Hey you can earn 2500 dollars, click here to learn how" Me: "This'll be good" *clicks it* My bank: "Just deposit $250,000 into qualifying accounts by this date" Me: *Usually has a negative account days before payday* "Yeah sure I'll get right on that."

love it

Operation ICE Ride-Along isn’t going as planned. 🔥 Fox News tagged along with ICE, hoping for an exclusive look at “dangerous criminals.” Instead, they got a whole lot of nothing. No threats, no big arrests—just a community that wasn’t having it. The narrative is falling apart.

i’m offering lessons!! (details in image) if you’re interested, shoot a dm over to me either on here or instagram and if you know someone who may be interested in a lesson then share this with them 💜

Wars end, dictatorships end. We have a future. Everything you do or don't do matters. Choose faith, hope, collective power. Do whatever you can, where you are, with whatever you have. You matter and together our voices will make a difference.

Getting my taxes done in my car outside my job while inhaling a chicken sandwich and watching The Goons on YouTube is the reason I'd never want to live in another time. #ModernTimes #LovingLife #ThisIsAmerica #DoHashtagsDoAnything #IdkProbably

Never been so proud to be a solid 5.6/10 according to a survey I did freshman year of highschool.

Truck stop moment number 2018477492920: A lady just offered me a bag of what looked like meth for a pack of pall malls. Obviously I didn't accept but like... wtf??? you could at least get 2 packs for that.

30M users 1B posts 🤝 bluesky milestone achieved this week

New video out now! Lethal Company Funny Moments from my last stream youtu.be/PiRlU4X4Gfg #PromoSky #LethalCompany #Youtube

Guess we are just dismantling the federal government in service of rich men and directly against the middle/lower class. Fuck all of em

As a lot of people are migrating here (hi!) please remember our first rule, we do not engage with trolls, we don't dunk, we don't share to troll back, we block to oblivion. This place has the most powerful block, use it. They'll leave by themself if nobody answer.

E-M-P-A-T-H-Y Spread it around!

Having a picture of your partner / child as your wallpaper is the modern "picture in wallet" and I just realized that

If you don't dip Oreos in diet rc cola what are you doing with your life?

Hey I got that motivation stuff again, I think I'll have a new video soon, And then hopefully I'll get a few out after that. I have a couple of potential new games... we'll see tho #youtube #promosky

My support system is fucking unmatched. Going through a lot of shit both financially and mentally and the people I have in my life are so amazing. Both helping the finances and just being there for me. Absolutely feeling blessed.

Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. 📚 Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. 🙏

to be fair they did used to have an episode of crash course.

Post a villain you Love

I like that I've listened to season 1 of @dungeonsanddads.bsky.social so much that now that I can pay for the patreon content, I don't have to relisten to the episodes to remember the episodes in Talking Dad. #dungeonsanddaddies #dndads #dungeonsanddragons #dnd

Tipping the weed store guy is still wild to me. but with how knowledgeable the dude is I'll give him a few bucks.

Wyoming

I like how I posted that I got caught with an with of weed on here and a bunch of scammy looking drug "selling" accounts followed me suddenly

Welp, just got pulled over for my tags expiring yesterday and I had an eighth in the car... now I have court on the 10th. #loveThis

Ha, nice try TikTok but I don't have any "gaming skills". I have "random moments of good" with the rest of the time being "equivalent to a blind toddler given a keyboard and mouse"

"Can I copy your homework..." "Yeah, just change it a bit"

I have a love hate relationship with this app. On one hand people here are open minded. Have intelligent discussions. And they are funny. On the other hand it tells me there are people who believe a 12 year old is old enough to... WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE??? HOW???

This is false. The non-human animal kingdom is one of the most brutal hardcore places. Involving rape, murder, torture. Humans are no different than animals. We just have more advanced technology so we can do widespread damage. if a dolphin could use a tank I bet it would.

this is why I get on this app

#caturday is a thing here? Not home rn so here's a backlog of Luna

Hey yall, hate to do this but no stream today as im feeling under the weather. I will hopefully be able to do a stream tomorrow to make up for the lack of one today. If i do the schedule will be updated early on my twitch twitch.tv/d3monic_wolf #promosky #twitch

The False Son fight makes me want to tear out my stomach and feed it to my cat for dinner... I love this game. Anyways yeah this run was trash #riskofrain2