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Skeet skeet mothafkaa Skeet skeet hot damn

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

On my momma don’t tell me “let me know if you need anything” bitch I need money!!

Bruh I can’t even stalk my ex on roblox anymore :( she removed me..

TEMU WOULDNT KNOW A REAL DEAL IF IT HIT EM IN THE FACE

“Who the fuck are you? I’m a brat when I’m bumpin that.” — Charli xcxalations 3:65

guess who finna boss up real soon n see brighter days

Maybe instead of skeets it could be Bleets? Or bosts (like posts with a b)

(Me on my deathbed) fuck I hope my hair looks good rn

"does bluesky have drafts" no but we have kindness. we have friendship. we know love. we know how to see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wildflower. we know how to hold infinity in the palm of my hand, and eternity in an hour.

If you do your T shot on any day other than Tuesday or Thursday, I think that’s odd. Just odd. Not hate but your t day should be on a t day. But I digress..

I wouldn’t win any celebrity lookalike competitions because I’m one of a fucking kind

How do you love me if you leave me behind?

Good morning to you The birds are chirping Ah ah ah ahhh

CRISTIN MILIOTI I HERBY SENTENCE YOU TO MY DMS

Save this account hurry I’m gonna wake up and boring old ass drew is gonna take away the fun away and ruin it for everyone (myself) Like for tbh

Falling in love? 🤨 Falling in love with myself? Eat slay purr But y’all not ready for that conversation

Fccckk I’m skeeting

oh my god i’m gonna skeet

This isn’t twtter. It’s not supposed to be Twitter. We don’t want it to be Twitter. So why do I feel like something is missing? Am I lost in life? Maybe. And I projecting? Sure. Will we ever have answers? Who knows. Am I drunk? Yes. Next question.

Y’all ever get drunk and forget how the English language works? Currently playing: alright by Victoria monét I’m sitting here reading the word “alright” on this 64ich goddamn tv and I’m like how does a non English speaking person learn “Right” like “rite” without the predisposition of already

Alright time to be present in reality or whatever. I’ll skeet on yall l8r

Ew 😂😂

Bluesky- is one thicc bih Lemme- see that blucussy

smash mouth were right. the years start coming and they don’t stop coming

She doesn’t have to threaten me to get information… she can still threaten me tho 🤭 #thepenguin #cristinmilioti #sofiafalcone

I give it two days before people start cornplating

This place needs more shitposting, more silly, more whimsy. Make a joke guys I’m tryna have a giggle

Shadowbanned on X and no activity on Bluesky? I’m about to take my ass home (notes app)

Maybe I’ll find my girlfriend here.. maybe …

I’m being so fr when I say that I saw a woman wearing THE black and blue dress in Walmart. First time seeing it black and blue.. have my eyes always deceived me?