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everyone celebrates may 4th as ‘may the fourth be with you’ but im tryna celebrate may 3rd as ‘may the thirnderbolts save the day’ when marvels thunderbolts* comes out in theatres

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If you're ever not sure how to pose for the camera, hit 'em with old reliable:

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You think I'm concerning now, you should read the shit I don't skeet.

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got himmm #mtg

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honestly? real #marvel #moonknight

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my 66 year old dad is doing a 2000 push up in 18 days challenge to try and raise some money for mental health services in my city of Calgary. if anyone has a spare anything it would mean the world to me as the city desperately needs better resources for those in need if you cant donate pls repost!!

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aint no way shrek fucks soft

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they call me fuck you white boy

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Werner Herzog voice: Alvin AND the chipmunks, ludicrously implying that Alvin, himself, is not of the chipmunk species

submitted 91 days ago • 9 comments

John Travolta as Edna Turnblat in hairspray is a generational performance and no i will not be taking questions at this time

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me at the slightest inconvenience

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i live in a cycle of locking in and crashing out. i am currently crashing out

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james marsden as corny collins appeared at the end of my bed and told me you all need to buy ultra clutch hairspray immediately

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*benoit blanc voice* “it seems that evidently someone has smoked all the ganja”

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the human body is amazing, if i wanted i could do 14% of a frontflip and just absolutely wreck my shit at the bus stop

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my brain just goes “I AM ASTRO BOT🎤” now and theres nothing i can do to stop it

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they should gamify feeding your baby. if I’m not getting any XP for this it feels like a waste of time

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god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers (i have to change my bong water)

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SOMEBODY STOP ME

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I HAVE HAD TOO MUCH CAFFEINE AND ITS ABOUT TO BE EVERYONES PROBLEM!!!!!!

submitted 107 days ago • 21 comments

In 2025 I WILL kill God

submitted 108 days ago • 26 comments

i wanna eat dust from the moon i feel like its chalky

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

[Witch being burned at the stake] Crowd: *jeering Vampire: [from the back] YEAH, FUCK THAT STAKE!!!

submitted 108 days ago • 12 comments

sonic 3 has so many gags and laughs its easy to look past how fast the plot rushes at you (which is okay!) and i loved the quiet aura that shadow holds throughout the whole movie. if i had to list the star it would obviously be jim carrey as eggman, utter egg-cellence!!

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iced coffee and nicotine are my lifelines

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waterboard me with dr pepper

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stroke smoke shower

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if its not butter im gonna need some proof, cause theres just no fucking way

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i thought hurricane season was over

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can someone crab my rangoon

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the small man in my brain wants nachos

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my boy thanos in season 2 of squid game is hands down the funniest addition to the new list of characters

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christmas babies!!

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unable to fall asleep as an adult on christmas eve not because im excited (i am) but because i didnt do a bong rip before bed

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But Doctor, I am Mr White Christmas, I am Mr Snow, I am Mr Icicle, I am Mr Ten Below.

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well froth my milk and cap my cinno, i need CAFFEINE

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you have two testicles inside you

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#Hypercharge devs confirm they're planning to release the game on PlayStation in Q1 2025 🎮 • Game is inspired by 'Small Soldiers' • Will have full split-screen support • Cross-platform support between Xbox and PlayStation

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