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Senior Security Researcher, Proofpoint Emerging Threats. I stare at pcaps all day, and use my pattern-seeking scattered hunter-gatherer brain, to write IDS signatures. I'm also a huge fuckin nerd. Obligatory My words are not fit for consumption warning.
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submitted 54 days ago • 1 comment

"why are we here on this social network again?" "to attack and dethrone god. This social network is deep, remember?"

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everyone has an origin for their hacker handle. da - Digital Arcanist. Arcanist: someone who learns secret techniques, or in fantasy lingo, someone who studies magic. I guess its fitting. I write books on this shit as a side hobby. 667- "667! Neighbor of the beast!" - End of Evangelion Commentary

submitted 76 days ago • 3 comments

Alexisonfire is my favorite band. Imagine my surprise when I find out they put out a new album. Two fucking years ago. I heard World Stops Turning for the first time yesterday and fell in love with it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWJF...

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Let me teach you something about Suricata that took me most of an afternoon to re-figure out and unfuck a rule that I was trying to make for a CVE that was four years old. This blog post got on my mastodon feed: www.forescout.com/blog/draytek... and there was a fucking HUGE list of draytek CVEs.

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

I can confirm, after several viewings of end of evangelion, that third impact is indeed, just a fanta-sea

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

remember for when they ask you: "birds don't real." right before shouting "BIRD UP"

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

so from what I'm hearing, the first rule about jury nullification club, is to never talk about jury nullification club.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

The gem of a theory that garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount you add to your food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt for the recipe as written.

submitted 84 days ago • 138 comments

the defense should be affluenza: fuckin' sick of rich people getting away with murder.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Watching hardcore pornography for five years on end, computer fine Look up one recipe for greek salad and computer explodes and decapitates me

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[Me, narrating a documentary on owls] Just look at these fucken librarian chickens.

submitted 86 days ago • 10 comments

so, things I've learned in the past week: - If you can figure out how to thread it properly, an oil filter does make an effective backyard silencer. - subsonic 9mm rounds can be hand for 16.00 - there are many states in which ownership of a silencer is legal, if you can pass a background check.

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Never even put two and two together with recent events. Dude was the vengeful ghost of Christmas past.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Media seems to be wasting an awful lot of time trying to draw sympathy for the fucking devil, telling us how evil we are to be celebrating the death of a monster that through action or inaction killed thousands of people yearly. Cry me a fuckin' river.

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