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dadanalyst.bsky.social
described as “the office funny guy” in 2019
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thinking of workshopping a few new slurs here on the Bluesky app

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getting really into armpits lately

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got really into armpits recently

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Getting canceled at work for not wearing a shirt during the company all hands Zoom

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My girlfriend won’t let me get a drum set

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Tough week for me, a guy who has been casually having sex with couches for years

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Do girls like guys who won $70 in Las Vegas last night is that impressive to anyone

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modding Stardew Valley so I can bang Jodi while her husband is away at war

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Obsessed with sending my friends the nude Thanos images at random intervals without their consent

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new stardew valley save i am so addicted to this game lets fuckin go

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Imagine you go on a hinge date with someone and it’s going well and after the second drink you learn that they listen to podcasts

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I AGREE GO CAVS

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If you are alone in the woods would you rather come across a random man or would you rather come across Carmy from The Bear

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I think the Cavs will lose tonight so should I watch them lose without a fight or jam my nuts in a drawer for two hours straight instead

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Having the man vs bear conversation with my gay friend imagine the hilarious misunderstandings

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I am the mayor of Nipple City

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cartoon of my cat

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bought Xbox :)

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Joe Biden said to me in October, “ok you gotta start paying me $300 a month on your student loans now but I hope I still have your vote next year”

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I wish there was someone on that app that would show me what girls would look like if they were black or Chinese…

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i painted these little birds for my girlfriend :)

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putting all my money into DraftKings in order to earn enough to buy an Xbox

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really putting it all out there this Valentine’s Day

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Can’t wait to block all of the Brands signing up for Bluesky this week

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Giving free financial advice today

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What happened to those Jewish tunnels in Brooklyn

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boring ass league

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my dumb computer job stopped me from working out all week. But today? We are so back

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social media should be less about politics and real world issues and more about posting funny sentences

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I’ve never had a problem with too much screen use or anything like that but I deleted Reddit from my phone and I am doing so many more interesting things now

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They should let Hillary host the Oscars

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showing balls at 30 followers

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not usually into most survival crafting open world games but I punched 4 lambs to death in Palworld so I’m going to stick with it and see how it goes

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Embiid with 70 😳

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second book of the year, My Year of Rest and Relaxation by Ottessa Moshfegh. It’s fine. Not worth the crazy praise and not worth any of the crazy hate.

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