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daddyneedscoffee.bsky.social
Daddy to a daughter, picture framer, art restorer, cyclist, guitar twanger and old man of the woods. European. Despises Brexit, Tories, bigots and racists. Northwest UK.
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I’ve always been a big fan of saying “I told you so”, but after 5 years, it’s starting to wear a bit thin. Let’s just #RejoinEU

me in the morning once trump imposes a 50% tariff on colombian imports

@mrjamesob.bsky.social the birds tweet it.

There seem to be a lot of angry MAGAts bashing the bishop this morning...

Fun project in the wood today, making willow charcoal for my little artist. Turned out great! 😍

Good morning, #CoffeeClub ☕️♥️

Dear Nigel Farage, welcome to Dumpsville, population you! 😂

I stand with @jessphillipsmp.bsky.social , national treasure 👍

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Starmer is doing exactly the right thing with Musk. Saying nowt and letting the story blow itself out. He did it with WFA and WASPIs, didn’t get drawn into the media mudslinging and after a week or 2, the truth starts to emerge organically…

Laura Kuenssberg, "Elon Musk.. attacking Keir Starmer.. over the grooming scandal" Alan Johnson, "It's Orwellian.. We've had a public inquiry into grooming, it took 7 years, it cost £200 million" "What Elon Musk is proving is having lots of money doesn't make you intelligent about world affairs"

Just filled up this very cool little watercolour tin from Temu… perfect pocketable size, no excuse for not doing more plein air sketching this year 🎨 #watercolour

Never take travel advice off @suellabravermanmp.bsky.social

Oh, when the scissors start to glide… ✂️ #WrappersDelight

Got the Other Half a prosthetic leg for Christmas... just a little stocking filler...

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Whilst I sympathise with WASPI women, the storm has passed and they weathered it. Compensation now would be a windfall and wouldn’t change any past hardship. As a Ltd Co director who missed out on furlough, I’ve had to accept that I got through the storm

Whilst I sympathise with WASPI women, the storm has passed and they weathered it. Compensation now would be a windfall and wouldn’t change any past hardship. As a Ltd Co director who missed out on furlough, I’ve had to accept that I got through the storm

Note to self: remove puppy from parcel before stabbing air holes... 🐶

Listening to the right wing media, you’d be forgiven for thinking that every farmer will die as soon as Labour’s IHT reforms come into force. It could take 60/70 years for all current farmers to be in a position where it might affect them, that’s not going to destroy farming 🙄

Rural folk love to reminisce about “The Good Old Day”… So let’s wind the clock back 40 years to a time when #GreedyFarmers had to pay inheritance tax like everyone else.

Farmers, here’s a thought… if Jeremy Clarkson hadn’t boasted about how he had bought a farm to avoid inheritance tax, the government might not have decided to change the rules. Be careful who you put on a pedestal.

As we approach the end of 2024, and we look back at one of the most eventful years of our lifetimes, I think we can all agree that this is the video clip of the year! 😃

So, are there any Syrian Refugee charities selling Christmas cards this year? Need to find something thoughtful to send to gammony relatives… 🙂

My little angel singing at the village Christmas lights switch on… couldn’t be more proud 🥰

Any recommendations for anal bleaching. Mother has text saying she wants to change her ring tone, so I thought I'd buy her a voucher for Christmas...

I don't want to call them "skeets", what about "bleets"?

Thoughts and prayers with all the gamgams busting a blood vessel over today's news that Mohamed has topped the Baby Names chart...

Good morning, #CoffeeClub ☕️♥️

Gregg Wallace insists he's never done anything that might make women feel uncomfortable...

That sinking feeling when you think you’ve found a Melton Mobray pork pie in the desk drawer, and then you realise it’s just Dymo labels 😩

Suspect we'll hear rather less about this than we did about all the prisoners the Government was forced to release early last month bylinetimes.com/2024/12/04/l...

They were trafficked here illegally by boat, they cost taxpayers £millions to house, and they contribute NOTHING to society… bloody Parthenon Marbles, sEnD ThE bUgGeRs BaCk!!! 🤪

I’m seeing an awful lot of people who will never be able to afford to buy a Jag vowing to, erm, never buy a Jag 🤷🏻‍♂️

The best views always happen on the days when you nearly stayed at home… 🚴‍♀️

BREAKING NEWS: Gregg Wallace has agreed to an interview with @emilymaitlis.bsky.social 😉

This Bovaer stuff… so you add it to their feed and it stops cows farting… would it be unethical for someone to, say, put it in their partner’s food? 🤔💨

It’s ok guys, nothing to see here, they were just “middle class women” of a “certain age”… not worth splitting your beurre blanc over 🙄

I do this so often that MummyNeedsCoffee and I have a secret symbol which means “introduce yourself, I’ve forgotten their name!!!” 🤣

Those bloody “women of a certain age”, and “middle class ones” eh?… they just don’t keep their mouths shut like the more vulnerable ones… tsk 🙄

Me trying to celebrate a December birthday while the rest of the world is holding out til Christmas …