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daddyofbeans.bsky.social
Please be nice to me. I cry easily.
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The Syrian Arabic word for a hamster is أبو جراب (abu jrab), where jrab refers to a pouch/saddlebag/tote. And abu often means “father of,” but can also function as a general honorific (like “mister”). So it’s not too big a stretch to say the Syrian Arabic word for a hamster means “Mister Saddlebags”

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He's going the distance He's going for speed She's all alone (all alone) All alone in her time of need

submitted 73 days ago • 14 comments

From Nov 7:

submitted 77 days ago • 188 comments

Hi. Books are incredibly important. Please let them be.

submitted 78 days ago • 226 comments

Today this is happening in our country, right now

submitted 78 days ago • 251 comments

Good morning! I’ve been slacking and haven’t posted a dog pic in a couple of weeks. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #pets

submitted 85 days ago • 5 comments

Listen to this guy drinking

submitted 85 days ago • 2 comments

Nothing brings me more joy than watching Pip attack a spaghetto #dogs #dogsofbluesky #jackrussell

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

Ants on a log! The throwback-to-childhood snack I didn’t realize I needed today! Thanks craft services!!!

submitted 90 days ago • 451 comments

Me when the Tesla dealerships are on fire

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Wouldn't it be great if air force one was the next one?

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Why am I financially insecure even if I have money?

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Finally my weekly 37 hours of time for myself.

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Damn I'm TIRED

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This one ages instantly like sour milk.

submitted 205 days ago • 13 comments

I love the Thanksgiving copy pastas that go around the group chats

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

My culture used to be waking up at 4 to go black Friday shopping on Friday.

submitted 208 days ago • 0 comments

my favorite thing about Thanksgiving is that now I don’t have to answer any emails until Monday

submitted 208 days ago • 4 comments

I was asked to introduce myself in front of 30 people at our morning meeting, and when I said one of my hobbies was “skeeting as much as possible,” I suddenly had an appointment with HR.

submitted 208 days ago • 23 comments

I miss getting kidney stones

submitted 208 days ago • 3 comments

I heard there was a secret chord Made Drake so mad He went to court

submitted 209 days ago • 86 comments

Lobotomite ahh build

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Boys feel really intense emotions to the Arcane S2E7 dancing scene because they either: Understand the depth of the sacrifice ekko will have to make Or They REALLY want to be teleported to an alternate dimension where they have a manic pixie gf

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Xenomorph: Disney princess by technicality, but wasn't cool enough to be in the wreck it Ralph 2 princess pj scene. Predator: Diety of ancient humans. Too muscular and tactical for princess pj's, wears cute lil fishnets instead.

submitted 209 days ago • 1 comment

Watership down coming out in 1978 is crazy. It's such a good animation and has not aged badly in over 40 years. The art style in the beginning?? did something to my brain as a 9 year old

submitted 209 days ago • 35 comments

mr. beast pay off my mortgage you coward

submitted 209 days ago • 12 comments

Not sure what possessed me to make this

submitted 209 days ago • 212 comments

Every year, part of me dies a little bit when I see Christmas things before Thanksgiving.

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Do any of y'all game and have something playing in the background that you're completely ignoring?

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White masculinity is an identity, and playing up the defense of it — via the state, via norms, via violence — is identity politics.

submitted 215 days ago • 49 comments