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✨ small & sour pickle πŸ”ž NSFW, MINORS DNI unhinged personal art account, will post old & new art, cat pics and boring opinions from time to time
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i should probably stop reading about Crohn's because i don't know how much good it's doing me to consume so much information, but as much as i try to stay level header and optimistic about my specific case, it still gets to me very badly sometimes. it has been one of my biggest worries for so long 》

biopsy results came and they're more confusing than the initial colonoscopy report lol, but they still suggest it's early stage Crohn's ileitis, just lacking distinct histological features. counting myself lucky tbh, this seems to be a mild form and it hasn't done significant damage to my guts yet

i've had it so bad in these past few years in my last relationship cuz literally any small act of kindness and appreciation from the dude i'm dating right now makes me weak in the knees

i love this cat trying to cuddle me whenever i feel sick, but god was it painful having her make biscuits on my tummy after colonoscopy + biopsy... i took it like a champ tho, she was trying her best

the jim has been jimming

i have a colonoscopy tomorrow and on top of being on my wack-ass period with a heavy flow, i also caught a cold and there's a waterfall of snot coming out of me 🀧 i can't wait to drain all the life out of me, along with those 4L of laxatives

working rly hard to be able tp impress my gym crush one day, with my baby guns and massive quads (not featured here today because it was upper body day)

so i'm seeing this dude who's honestly one of the best men i've ever dated (and has the greatest ass), and sometimes i worry he doesn't like me that much since we're not THAT serious... but at his request, we got a kombucha starter so we can ferment our own stuff at my place... πŸ₯Ή

🐍🐍🐍

wore it on a date yesterday and ended up heels to jesus on my living room floor πŸ˜˜πŸ‘Œ

RIP πŸ˜”

David Lynch by cartoonist Luke McGarry. ❀️

Fix your heart or die πŸ’”

was mostly keeping it together until I read Kyle MacLachlan's tribute to David Lynch

man

just when i was getting into a groove with daily walks and the gym, i got hit with a stiff neck + shoulder, a massive hemorrhoid and a sore throat πŸ’€ this is god punishing me for having premarital buttsex

'Dinosaurs Eating a CEO' (2013) John Brosio

can't get over how cute this outfit was, gotta wear it on a date

today is my last day off from work and i went outside cuz it was sunny, i saw two (2) miatas! a good day.

me, yesterday: i wonder if i worked out my glutes hard enough, i can't feel a pump right now me, today, asscheeks clamped shut from soreness: 🀑

if you see this, post purple art _________________ this painting for @beagee.bsky.social that i really, really need to finish because i still love it to this day, even in this WIP state 😭

We love a fat king

It’s Tuesday.

day 2 of this mesocycle, quads are still absolutely destroyed but I fucked up my ass too. still cannot hit the 100+ g protein/day goal no matter how much I try, seems like i'll give in and order some protein bars cuz this shit's ridiculous! there's only so much tuna and cottage cheese i can eat πŸ’€

i've been stuck here for almost an hour because she's sleeping too comfortably... help

I have received the best (late) Christmas gift ever... it's me, I'm Chrissy