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scary trans demon the news warned you about πŸ‘Ή | 25 | audhd | πŸ”ž | jack of all trades artist/designer in the pet care and cannabis industries πŸΆπŸƒ | πŸ“ GTA, πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦
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Juventus presented a signed jersey to Trump lmao I hate it here

hey if ur fortnite strat is just jumping nonstop I wish u a very die this has been a psa thank u

feeling a certain way after reading the trans survey report. since i first came out, i've heard from countless cis women about my male privilege. i've been called an MRA for pointing out my oppression. anyway, trans men/mascs deserve protection, community, and liberation too. we deserve a future.

me clutching my white monster which is supposedly grapefruit flavored

hey so when was Gigi made the manager of the Azzurri??????? bc I just saw an article about him saying Gattuso will be the new coach and I'm like hold up when did u even get here????

You've been kidnapped, the characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? I think I'm good tbh the fringe team would not stop until they saved me 🀣

ugly crying rn bc we lost the sweetest girl ever tonight, rip maria πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’”

1% chance that the cops actually investigate this. You know why

genuinely had a nightmare that I was hanging out with my bf and my mom came into our room like "did you hear the news? trump is dropping an atomic bomb on the world" and I was like pft yeah ok what else is new and she was like "no I mean within the hour" and I don't like how realistic it all was :')

here are my cats watching me put a pride flag in my 6ft tall Jack Skellington's hands because We Respect the Flag in This House πŸ«‘πŸ³β€πŸŒˆ

my mom bought my bf and I these flowers today and was like "HAPPY PRIDE MY GAYS!!!" and gave us a big hug hehe

ok so context, I get my hair cut at a primarily gay part barber shop part men's kink store in the gay village area and somehow today during my appointment the straightest man ever came in. he was very careful to use "bro" and "man" at the end of every sentence just so we all knew he was STRAIGHT πŸ’€

the bane of my existence as a designer is when someone wants a poster but says "do whatever you think works," so I do and it looks fantastic and then they come back to me with the "looks great but can we change (insert literally everything here)" oh ok so u DID have a vision we could've skipped this

literally just opened my defunct twitter for the first time in literal months just to confirm if this was real bc wtf (disclaimer I am not shocked about the reveal, I am shocked that Elmo revealed it)

ok so I'm at the point in Fringe where Peter has implanted the Observer shit in his brain and I am LOSING IT

recently got a new watch band and it's pride themed so ofc I swapped it out for pride month, secretly hoping customers would be like πŸ‘€ today I was checking out a customer who looked typical manly emo cis straight dude and he noticed my watch and went "...I'll use my *bf's* account" we stan πŸ³β€πŸŒˆ

a customer came into the dispo wearing a shirt like this today and I about lost it

my manager left the store being like "btw psg is winning 3-0" and I think I actually scared him with my "YESSSSS" because fuck Inter always

fringe is basically just Lucifer 10 years earlier except religion and God it's just science lol

I FOUND THE SPARKLY BLUE COAT PAPA IV FUNKO MY PAPA COLLECTION GROWS

my partner and I decided to watch 1 more episode of Fringe before bed and let me tell you the SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN ASTRID FUCKING GOT SHOT??????????

nothing brings me more joy than hearing that customers at the pet store have been asking my coworkers wtf the company is doing and specifically what is going on with the social media because it's been so awful since I left πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

I was playing Skyrim and I was like "huh Froki sounds like Tigger" and well

seeing Brian May in the audience while Papa sings Bohemian Rhapsody byE

watching fringe again and first of all WHO THE FUCK names their child Henrietta I'm sorry

I got accepted into the college program I applied to!!! yay school again!!! 5 years of uni was not enough for anything and now I'm studying a completely different field!!! 🀩

I love when there's new crayola news and all the comments are "does dandelion crayon girl know" it's so pure it makes my heart happy

Gonna sound corny, but this is something I tell myself a lot, They need you hopeless. They need you sick, sad, angry, and above all hopeless. So doing anything that’s fun, stimulating, fulfilling is an act of rebellion. Go have some fucking fun and be a rebel!

just learned that my coworker who has been causing problems w his bitch ass and those of us who actually do our jobs is Israeli and Very Supportive of Israel and so much makes sense suddenly lol

reddit has been like obsessively giving me notifications for the r/actual_detrans subreddit multiple times a day even when I hit hide community and I am actually losing my mind