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I'm just here to say funny things and occasional serious things. Fuck you, follow me.
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Guys the weather froze my balls to the fucking porch again

submitted 407 days ago • 0 comments

Little bit weird I can say "I disagree with the infant murderers" and still have to clarify which ones.

submitted 408 days ago • 0 comments

My doctors keep hiding meds in my food so I stop trying to get to the creamy nougat inside my skeleton.

submitted 419 days ago • 0 comments

Girls on these dating apps are moving too fast. Back and forth like motion blur. Your unoriginal-ass angel wings tattoo looks like baby Yoda's head.

submitted 422 days ago • 0 comments

I've just been informed that when a lot of you people mention prog you are not in fact referring to prog rock, the music. My bad.

submitted 429 days ago • 0 comments

If you've ALSO foolishly cracked the bottle your Christmas whiskey came in, I"ve discovered you can easily pour out the remainder into a tupperware container for later use.

submitted 428 days ago • 0 comments

Merry Christmas, if you're into that kinda thing 🫶🏻😘 Otherwise, happy Monday loves

submitted 428 days ago • 1 comment

people who use the bottom of soup ladles to do non-soup things: just who do you think you are

submitted 431 days ago • 2 comments

I'm out of my mind, got my frequent flayer miles built up. Sending thoughts and prayers but Jirard the completionist hasn't donated them yet.

submitted 433 days ago • 0 comments

Dale Gribble was a poster

submitted 437 days ago • 6 comments

Cannot keep up with the new sex stuff

submitted 439 days ago • 1 comment

I've only been to one doctor and his name is pepper. I am in immense pain.

submitted 440 days ago • 0 comments

Stopped by for a bite at an ass eatery off the highway. Said they only accepted cards no cash. It's a mad world folks.

submitted 442 days ago • 0 comments

Nephew came out to me as a hufflepuff, whatever that is. Not sure if I should tell their parents. I'm just glad they have someone to open up to about this.

submitted 442 days ago • 0 comments

I use the term gooning in both the common internet sense, and also in the sense of practicing being a goon for a crime boss. Interchangably. You can't stop me.

submitted 441 days ago • 0 comments

They admire me like a stalactite cuz I've been dripping for millions of years.

submitted 443 days ago • 0 comments

Watching people on Bluesky in leftist spaces try to in- and out-group a near limitless spectrum of takes is the real boulder up the hill.

submitted 445 days ago • 0 comments

Logging on

submitted 446 days ago • 0 comments

The "NOT A MUTE LIST" mute list really has me scratching my head.

submitted 446 days ago • 0 comments

When are we going to be able to schedule posts, so I can make absolutely dog ass decisions days in the future.

submitted 447 days ago • 1 comment

If Superman were real, he would have gone down a pipeline and started killing people by now.

submitted 447 days ago • 0 comments

Whenever somebody tells me they are Blatino I assume they mean mixed race, but ultimately a tiny bit of me hopes that it's just somebody with a very funny Italian mobster name. Tony Blatino.

submitted 447 days ago • 0 comments

Start a band call it Lawrence and the Latrine

submitted 447 days ago • 0 comments

I work at a factory that makes Dracula figurines and let me tell you it's not exactly a good place to work.

submitted 447 days ago • 0 comments

They've discovered traces of prodjectives in the Euphrates. It's so over.

submitted 448 days ago • 0 comments

autocorrect when i type 'boasting' : clearly you meant 'boosting' let me fix that for you autocorrect when i type 'smbnulance': congratulations sir, you made up a new word. Well done!

submitted 448 days ago • 2 comments

Can't wait to illegally download a pirated copy of the new GTA a week after it releases!

submitted 448 days ago • 0 comments

I found everything except the elf hat, I am so tired

submitted 450 days ago • 0 comments

Be honest, you didnt even know what the fuck a Guava was before Fairly Oddparents.

submitted 451 days ago • 0 comments

Livin La vida Lo - income housing

submitted 452 days ago • 0 comments

🎧 Currently listening to deathdream ambience: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm88...

submitted 452 days ago • 0 comments

Livin La vida Lo - income housing

submitted 452 days ago • 0 comments

People referring to other people as oafs needs to come back into style.

submitted 453 days ago • 0 comments

Everybody who's worked in service jobs knows it's easier to get a customer to crucify themselves then to admit that they caused the situation that they're dealing with.

submitted 453 days ago • 0 comments

Logging on

submitted 454 days ago • 0 comments

"You're not a gamer? Then see you, lame-er" I say, kick flipping away from my date.

submitted 454 days ago • 0 comments

At this point I almost want to lean into the shitlib rhetoric because of how easy its become to troll people on this site apparently.

submitted 455 days ago • 0 comments

All things are natural in design, even old timey record players apparently.

submitted 455 days ago • 0 comments