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The right is melting down over a fake Fox story that the Biden Administration is going to limit alcohol to two beers a week. Wait till I tell them it’s gotta be just two Bud Lights. It must be painful to be this stupid.

submitted 546 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 624 days ago • 1 comment

“Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing,” I said to my wife. She said, “Wear your own then.” :) #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny

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Ha ha #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny

submitted 637 days ago • 3 comments

Who's addicted and who's learning #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny

submitted 637 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 638 days ago • 1 comment

I already was having a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny

submitted 638 days ago • 2 comments

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A chemist froze himself at -273.15 C, and everyone said he was crazy. It turned out he was 0K. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny

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Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny

submitted 640 days ago • 1 comment

Thanks for explaining the word 'Plethora' to me. It means a lot. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny

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What did the fish say when it swam into the wall 🧱? Dam! #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny

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A Mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad. Bartender asks what's wrong. Mobius strip: Where do I even start? (Please repost if you liked it!) #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with sheep DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter. #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny

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My boss really hates it when I shorten his name to Dick… Mostly because his name is Steve… #joke #jokes #humor #dadjoke #dadjokes #funny

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