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dadjokes.icu
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Went to the ICJ and they said my swag was too different

Mixx Mix Mix IFM Hotmix

Another day eating liquorice and working in the polder

Why do we keep letting people who hate cities design our cities

Hung out with Theo Jansen today nbd youtu.be/MYGJ9jrbpvg?...

(15 minutes after arriving anywhere outside of US/Canada) I should move here

I've seen the old church the new church and the big church now what

op de boterwaag

What the fuck

Dropped an earbud in the toilet but it still works

That new hoodie smell

That doesn’t hit at this time

ç is just an s that clipped through the floor

European phone numbers are like 08174391994 547

I've never been more wrong

The bread is so good here it's not fair

Don't be a scumbag Speak out against genocide

Dutch liberalism is interesting it seems to amount to "do whatever you want as long as it's not too annoying for everyone else"

Raving I'm raving

There it is

It's time to ban right turns on red lights. also on green lights. also left turns. Cars can only go straight now

They got podcasts in europe now

Am I plur coded be honest

I should call her

For any given line R and point P not on R, in the plane containing both line R and point P there are at least two distinct lines through P that are fully nude

Discovering some other stuff that E=

y’all gotta go through a portal

I'll get sick of this bit soon I promise

Did you see the nude professor in the quad? He's such a cool free spirit

You don't have to be nude to work here, but it helps!

Explaining to my TAs again that it's not a sex thing

Willy nilly would be a great cowboy name

What is the biggest iq you can have

What did we do before packing cubes

Sitting lotus position under the bodhi tree. Ants are biting my scrote but that's okay

Tip: Avoid packing gifts and souvenirs such as: liquor, wine, beer, snowglobes, cans of condensed soup, maple syrup, perfume, and lotion.

Another day of quiet contemplation of the mysteries of the universe fully nude

2 14 231 60 these are just a few of the numbers

I wish there was a Hedonism II for geniouses

I can't relate to low iq people or wearing clothes

To be fair spinning is a good trick

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