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del. prev @dadvansss on twitter. 30s. PNW ↔️ MTL. zissou society blue star cadet. we start the voyage home in our wounded vessel.
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me: stop talking abt how hot he is and speak to the class war american zeitgeist and failure of the american justice system when nothing has been proven and no decision has been made in a court of law me when i see his lil ankles crossed as he lounges in a bulletproof vest:

the way i love learning a foreign language but know in my heart that i sound like evgeni malkin speaking english every time

continuing my lifelong winning streak of sleeping thru earthquakes like a boss

Helena Eagen trying to seduce Mark Scout after watching him eat rice with his fingers

so unsettled by Ben Stiller referring to Christopher Walken as “Chris” on the severance podcast

yeah it’s my second week in my new job I think it’s time to bring out the kissing cowboys sweater to show dominance

the 4 nations experience

"is that coffee in your cup, jon?" "you know what it is? it's canadian. it was made in canada." i regret to inform u that this is the hottest jon cooper has ever been.

this kind of rat4rat lovable energy is why Canada won btw

u can’t beat Canada at hockey but u think u can make it the 51st state with a 49 million dollar fleet of cars that burst into flames and lock their owners inside? ok

I regret to inform everyone i am celebrating a connor mcdavid goal

🕯️🕯️knock boss baby’s teeth out🕯️🕯️

the 4 nations experience

THATS WHAT I DO THATS WHAT THE DOGG DOES

Seeing Mike Eruzione in a Johnny Gaudreau jersey drives home the point that it would have been really cool if this tournament had been about Johnny Gaudreau instead of Donald Trump.

lmao u know what? sure, boo wayne gretzky, u swiss cheese brained motherfuckers.

this footage of trump calling the american team is so painful. most players look dead in the eyes and is it like, is it because of the president or is it a general lack of soul

Lee Marvin, speaking up for gay people and dissing vice cops in 1969.

It's crazy that JT Miller actually KO'd himself.