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Fearlessly creating a safe space for common sense and humor on the internet. Start-up mentor, award-winning author, blogging at www.dadwrites.com, definitely a work in progress. I follow and reply to interesting people, while avoiding parrots and sheep.
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This will not end well, and my right-wing Jewish friends will be the most surprised by the obvious.

The honored dead that nobody mourns this holiday...

Eggs just have more rizz than potatoes, I guess...

When everything is a crisis, nothing is a crisis, and that's the goal for the people creating the real chaos.

Happy Mothers Day, known in literary circles as the Day of Confused Apostrophes. Is it for all mothers, so it's Mothers’ Day, or for individual mothers, as in Mother’s Day? It it's only for happy mothers, it's Happy-Mothers Day? Or maybe nobody owns it, so it's just Mothers Day. I'm so confused.

I want to run a federal agency, so I'm applying for a job at Fox News.

When I'm drinking bourbon and telling you it's sobriety...

Sigh

It's already too late, but we're still acting as if there's time on the clock.

With all the news stories about Trump backing down after backlash from Wall Street, you'd think nobody predicted this, except...

When does Vance visit the White House next? Asking for a friend.

Only the C students can save us now.

What could possibly go wrong? "Roughly one-fifth of Internal Revenue Service staff — some 20,000 workers — are taking the buyout, a significant increase from the 4,700 employees who opted in for the first round."

It's invisible, liberals hate it, and it's probably the only thing that's going to save us.

Washington is closer than people think. Post Offices, Social Security offices and VA hospitals close, cancer screening and after-school programs end, and suddenly we appreciate the pork-barrel projects we all love to hate. We’re all getting a lesson in civics, the hard way.

We expect tons of bravery from other people as Trump rains vengeance on his enemies. Whether it’s Columbia or Paul Weiss or the bureaucrat who gets doxed by DOGE, we expect them to fight to the death. The rest of us gave in and we’re bagging our own groceries, but Trump targets must be superheroes.

Please stop saying we did this to ourselves. WE didn't do this. Trump did this. And while millions voted for him, he received less than half the total votes cast.

Scorecards! Get your scorecards!! Can't tell the tariffs without the scorecards!!! Just don't fill them out in ink.

Two absolutely consistent statements I’m hearing from my Trumpian friends: “He’s delivering exactly what he promised,” and “You can’t take him literally.” I hear the next Olympics will have a competition for mental gymnastics and the U.S. team is guaranteed gold.

I’ve never been sold on this whole reincarnation thing, but I’m becoming a true believer. Measles was declared dead a quarter century ago and now, like Lazarus, it’s walking tall again. Can’t wait to see what happens with polio and smallpox and, dare I hope, the Black Death.