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I enjoy linguistics, Gundam, Arma, and I also do lil jiggies on the sax sometimes. What more do you want from me? | 24 | they/them | Deutsch: xier/en/em/es
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Not mtf but I now want a butthole laser that sounds cool as fuck

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Omw to get the most shapely pants I can find

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I pulled this hangnail at work (no clippers ): ) and it ended up from the tip of my nail down to the cuticle

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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...

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The moon disguised as Saturn

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One of my parents' kittens absolutely LOVES this one faux fur blanket we have. Little dude just kneads it & sucks on it. Usually it gets messed up at some point during the evening/night so before work Ive started fluffing it back around and giving him a little divet to cuddle up in while he slorps

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Tonight I learned Alexa has a Canadian voice. Not quite Midwest but close enough

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What To Know About Zyn theonion.com/what-to-know...

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all my mint enthusiasts, please rise 🙌

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Ngl the main thing that's keeping me from just moving to this site is all everyone does is talk about how much better bluesky is over twitter instead of... using the app?

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You ever take what felt like a huge shit but when you look it's not fucking there and it's clean when you wipe like did I just take a ghost shit

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No, but seriously, we've had months of warnings about election interference and open bragging about it from the far right and everyone is just going to sit back and accept these narratives even before all the votes are fully counted?? What the fuck do you think election interference looks like??

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