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i hate it here so i will go to secret gardens in my mind 🌻🌿🪻
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🚨| “Karma” Jacket tonight!

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my boy thought he was being sneaky #caturday

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had to google what an aggie is #CFB

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i’m actually scared for tomorrow. if bama loses i’m getting the hell out of tuscaloosa because there will absolutely be riots in the streets #alabama #CFB #ironbowl

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my christmas is coming early bc i managed to snag a limited midnight glitz stanley 🤩🤩 #stanley #christmas

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blurry photos can be beautiful too! look at this

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this thanksgiving if you want to avoid talking about politics but still enjoy a good debate, as everyone is sat down to eat just ask about putting up christmas decorations before thanksgiving and then everyone will be arguing about if it’s okay to “skip” thanksgiving and go straight to christmas

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me when i wash all the dishes in the sink but then i turn around and see that big ass frying pan on the stove

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so ready to eat my weight in mac and cheese tomorrow

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MOTHER

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her 🧡

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just attempted a skull cavern dive to level 100… used a magic rock candy, countless spicy eels and triple shot espressos, dozens of bombs and even some staircases (but not too many that mr. qi would be mad at me)…. just to pass out on LEVEL 99 at 2 am 🫠 time for bed irl #stardewvalley #struggles

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my version of self-care is getting botox injected into my face

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I want this picture on my feed

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GOODBYE GOODBYE GOODBYE YOU WERE BIGGER THAN THE WHOLE SKY 🕊️

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i don’t have to listen to the kendrick album to know it’s amazing. it’s KENDRICK. of course it’s amazing

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stardew and chill ft. the basement boys #stardewvalley #tby

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lorikeets were going craaaazy at the zoo (while i recorded this there were two on my other arm and one on my head) #birmingham #alabama #birds

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I'm more organized in Stardew Valley than I am in real life

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hubs went out of town for the weekend so the christmas tree is going up today despite the fact that i was given strict orders to wait until after thanksgiving tis the frickin season

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in the mood to binge watch friends for the 24th time

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When you say hi to a cat and their tail goes up in response >>>

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Park walk.

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🚨| Taylor’s outfit for the “Speak Now” era tonight!💜

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shameless promo so i can find more of my people here 🦋 🎶 taylor swift 🌱 stardew valley 🐈‍⬛ cats 🍝 cooking 🥧 baking 🧶 knitting/yarn crafts ☀️ nature 🥕 gardening 💄 makeup/skincare 🏈 college football (RTR 🐘) and a bunch of other stuff, i’m pretty easy going 🤭 #promosky

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Taylor Swift gets emotional during her concert in Toronto as the Eras Tour prepares to end.

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“time to lock in” i say as i get into bed and open tiktok for the 34th time today

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it’s still #caturday in the central time zone (and i need to distract myself from the embarrassment of bama losing to OU)

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🏟️|Taylor performing a mashup of “You’re Loosing Me” and “How Did It End?” tonight!

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jalen is literally sitting on camera like 😐 as if them losing wasn’t their own damn fault

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