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daholstead.bsky.social
A living parody of my current self Newcastle https://www.instagram.com/danielholstead/
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Some say I peaked in this moment

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Some say I peaked in this moment

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That new Lorde song though

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I keep seeing loads of people on sites calling things a “flop” or just harshly putting people down for their music/film/tv show tastes. If you’re needlessly knocking something that people clearly enjoy, it says more about your personality than anything else tbh

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Hair is back to manageable length

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Hair is back to manageable length

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Never mind, messaged him, it wasn’t weird but it also wasn’t him 🤷‍♂️

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Is it creepy/weird to DM a mutual and ask if you just seen them IRL? Swear I just seen one of you out in the wild or a doppelgänger

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Today is a special day because today I get a haircut 🥹

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Thought I had dried and ironed all my jeans but I hadn’t. WFH dressed like Winnie the Pooh until further notice

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Naturally, I won piss all

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At the bingo for some reason. Wish me luck 🙃

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This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune 💰

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He’s doing it again! He can’t keep getting away with this!

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Somehow thought it was Sunday for the past few hours but suddenly remembered I have another two days off

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Over filled her 😬

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Me looking at myself on FaceTime while the other person is talking.

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POV you’ve caught me in Boots picking up my supply of silly skincare creams

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I’ve never been edged like this before 🥵

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Sick of having restless legs. Got myself moving them around like I’m Michael Flatley

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Ready to piss myself with excitement over the Oblivion remaster. I sank many of hours into that game in secondary school days

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