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daintydoe.bsky.social
🎶Opening me feels like a strip tease🎶 I’m not saying it’s aliens…. but it’s aliens!👽
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👀 so this is a good time to say random shit! Sometimes I sit & stare without blinking until my eyes start to water, then I pretend I’m in an emotional scene in a movie & I act it out, with tears & all🫣. I’m not accepting judgement at this time 😂😂 #BlackSky

Perfectly gathered!

#BlackSky Coworker : You look so calm. What you listening to, meditation music? Me: yes 😁 Spotify:

This is funny as hell.The mannerisms & laugh are so on point🤣

If y’all really want to fuck up musk(the African immigrant) & drumpf(his real last name before his grandad changed it), just start referring to them as: musk-the African immigrant president & drumpf musk’s First Lady(exactly how I wrote it). They’re both narcissistic & by design deeply insecure.

All members of Congress swore allegiance to the Constitution. They didn't ask just Democrats to defend America against all enemies. The house is on fire, y'all. I'll do everything I can to extinguish that flame, but I am begging my Republican colleagues to remember their oath.

If y’all really want to fuck up musk(the African immigrant) & drumpf(his real last name before his grandad changed it), just start referring to them as: musk-the African immigrant president & drumpf musk’s First Lady(exactly how I wrote it). They’re both narcissistic & but design deeply insecure

“Say drake”

De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’

Me: dear universe please send me a kind, emotionally intelligent, generous, & intelligent man. Universe: (presents married man) Me: 😳😫😤…. bitch you knew good & gotdam well Universe: should’ve been more specific hoe 😂😂😂 Me: 😒let’s try this a- Universe: ✋🏾✋🏾I got more manifestations to fuck up, see ya!

Good morning sinners