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Sarcastic Scientist. Baseball/Softball Obsessed. Reds Jays & MiLB. Eats peanuts & talks pitching. Trig Enthusiast. Cats. Been called ~Delightfully Twisted~
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Why did they call it a drug sniffing dog and not a Co-K-9

submitted 11 hours ago • 5 comments

Art.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

I know you have a choice about where you can do your posts about baseball and I’m really glad you’re doing them here (sincere).

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Let's do some baseball.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Yes

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

You look like you could use a little smile from Jar Jar. ☺️

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

It's all out in the open and the national media is like, "Ho hum."

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Frozen yogurt places should switch over to mashed potato bars in the winter.

submitted 35 days ago • 12 comments

44 YEARS AGO on February 21, 1981, Dolly Parton's, "9 to 5" reached the #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

Max Scherzer x Vladimir Guerrero Jr. 3-2 count, and… #BlueJays

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Books designed to be read only by human eyes are different from books designed to be read by machines, which is why Google will tell you that the phrase “shake my booty” can be found in an 1863 English translation of Don Quixote.

submitted 335 days ago • 80 comments

fun anagrams of ‘United States’ as it crumbles both geopolitically and on the ice - Steadiest Nut - Unseated Tits - Nutted Siesta - Undies Attest - Sundae Tit Set

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Duolingo going hard tonight 🇮🇹

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil theonion.com/happy-p...

submitted 2 days ago • 109 comments

*wearily* please……. Can someone invent a way out that isn’t through……… please I’m dying………

submitted 2 days ago • 28 comments

i feel like "we don't have a king" was basically the united states' only good idea until the invention of the corn dog

submitted 3 days ago • 18 comments

Doing some baseball stuff and came across the description of a play where a player was credited as hitting a double to the pitcher. That made no sense so I went and found the video and well, this is going to be a two-parter.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

At best, ‘detox’ products only detox your wallet and at worst they can actually damage the organ systems, like your liver and kidneys, that naturally “detoxify” your body every day. And if you don’t have working liver or working kidneys then nothing from Mark Hyman’s supplement shop is going to help

submitted 3 days ago • 16 comments

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

The owners don't.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

A 3.1% contact rate is abysmal. It's going to need at least an approach change and likely a substantial swing change. 80-grade raw power alleviates those concerns a bit, since it does DAMAGE if it makes contact.

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

Bold prediction. This reaches 100%, SpaceX wins the contract to Bruce Willis the asteroid, and he fails miserably and we all die

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Six man rotations are like the Fellowship of the Ring. It begins with many men and grand ambitions only to end with two dudes barely surviving.

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

If you have lost power in Kentucky due to flooding and are using a portable generator, remember to keep it outdoors. Do not run it in your garage even with the door open. Portable generators can produce deadly levels of carbon monoxide in minutes. www.nbcnews.com/weather/wint...

submitted 4 days ago • 20 comments

BREAKING: Almost everything

submitted 5 days ago • 11 comments

Hanging out on the couch with animals is a top tier hobby tbh

submitted 6 days ago • 17 comments

My summer body is my winter body wearing sunglasses.

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

"Gravity is just a theory"

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments

The abrupt terminations of more than 1,000 employees, including new Epidemic Intelligence Officers, across CDC are deeply disturbing. For more than 70 years, EIS officers have served on America’s front line as its disease detectives, ready at a moment’s notice to respond to emerging outbreaks.

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As a retired virologist, I am so appalled at the RFK jr confirmation I am at a loss for words. Honestly, with all of this. He's an antivaxxer & HIV/AIDS denier. So here's a Valentine's Day colored Polio virus built from crystallography data, since you'll be seeing both of those again real soon

submitted 9 days ago • 9 comments

"SOYLENT GREEN IS MASCOTS!!!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

This is obviously stupid and unnecessary. Practically speaking, having millions of us unmedicated will not go well for these people.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments