Profile avatar
daisymaelstrom.bsky.social
Welcome to the intolerant left. They/It
610 posts 6,164 followers 8,685 following
Prolific Poster
Posts 42 Comments 8

"I don't want to talk shit, but she's terrible and I hate her." - Me, last night after swearing to avoid drama in 2025

submitted 28 minutes ago • 0 comments

I'm moving to Ligma today!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I stand by this

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 5 days ago • 245 comments

I love her with all my heart

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I would love to be nonchalant, but unfortunately I am insane

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I'm moving in just five days!!

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

History is important

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Watching Blue Eyed Samurai with my blue eyed girl

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Planning a trip to my hometown to harshly judge which comics got more funny.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Puppycat > Jake the dog

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 8 days ago • 395 comments

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

This Valentines Day, I'll be doing the same thing that I do every year: summoning the dark forces to torment those who have vexed me.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

It's 9pm and I'm thinking of making cupcakes. Anybody want one?

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

Can I get a raven as a service animal?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I'm on a snow day from work, so it's time to watch dinosaur documentaries!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

If your man doesn't let you stack donuts on it or let you use it as a microphone, he doesn't really love you.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I can't wait for the gooner apocalypse

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Your honor, shut the fuck up

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

While you were watching the Superbowl, I studied the blade (I was at the library).

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I've had enough drinks to maintain eye contact with the craziest person on the bus. I'm having fun!

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not looking for a partner. I just need to find someone to cuddle when we watch our shows, trade back rubs, go on cute dates, and exchange love letters with. Platonically.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Imagine being loved the way you love others

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

There are two kinds of people: those who wipe while sitting down and those who wipe while standing up.

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

I'm here to roller skate and kick nazis, and I'm all out of roller skates

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

@388shark.bsky.social zionist? Wild

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

I hate that I was right about this, but I never changed the gender marker on my I.D. because I didn't trust the government with the information.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Let's watch Castlevania and bite each other

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING NEWS!

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Also, let's give the land back to the natives where it belongs

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING NEWS!

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

They say you are what you eat, which is why I'm such an asshole.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

She's helping

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

This place isn't anti-fascist enough. What have you been doing?

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

You should be so lucky

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I'm here to roller skate and kick nazis, and I'm all out of roller skates

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

New PFP to fit the new vibe I'm putting out here

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Wtf

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Welp

submitted 25 days ago • 3 comments