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Jim Henson came up with the idea of the Muppets after flunking out of proctology school

She's a 10 but keeps ivermectin on the nightstand.

A hung jury sounds sexier than it really is.

Who up jonesing their dow?

* me watching porn * I'll bet the other pizzas will be cold by the time they get delivered

OK, I may have prematurely skeeted a time or two.

A butthole by any other name would smell as sweet

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I doubt that it's just a coincidence that Bezos sends his fiancee into space on Cake and Cunnilingus Day.

Now I'll never get my taxes done in time.

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The bananas and avocados on my kitchen counter are racing to see which can go overripe first

Peggy Sue Got Anal

The Color of Anal

Anal on Elm Street

Anal Encounters of the Third Kind

Meet the 'elite' couples breeding to save mankind

Some say that the patriarchy is dead. Try telling that to Mumford's daughters.

Describe yourself with a Building.