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dakkadax.bsky.social
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look at this fuckin horse, how do you weigh 3200 lbs and let these two fucking nerds charge 10 cents just to look upon you. eat them! claim your destiny!

submitted 44 days ago • 16 comments

Police Officer: what are you eating? Me (thinking quickly, mouth full of swan):

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Ham plane for my real friends, plain ham for my sham friends

submitted 109 days ago • 49 comments

comics!

submitted 541 days ago • 23 comments

Well, now I know we made the right decisions

submitted 112 days ago • 1567 comments

My Therapist: Cantonese Donald Trump isn’t real and if he was he certainly wouldn’t play table tennis Cantonese Donald Trump:

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

me: I wonder if she's looking at the same moon as me her (observing earth's temporary "mini-moon" through a professional high-powered telescope): nope

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

Finally part of the 1%

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

@dieworkwear.bsky.social as we’re moving into Autumn - any tips for storing summer clothes over the winter? And also for next year; storing winter clothes over the summer?

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

My not a cult sign has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my sign.

submitted 406 days ago • 1 comment

I know it’s easy to make fun of adverts on the Other Place, but this the Truth Beam Sasquatch checker is just incredible

submitted 500 days ago • 0 comments

1977) Watchfulbot. Just has some stuff to think about by the sea. Specifically, the return of the Old Gods, for which generations of its forebears have also patiently waited in this spot, holding to the dark covenant etched in the stones.

submitted 504 days ago • 4 comments