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THE. FORGOTTEN. MEMBER. OF. THE. CULT. OF. SKARO. WILL. EXTERMINATE. FOR. FOOD. UNSOLICITED. DMS. WILL. RESULT. IN. EXTERMINATION. (Parody account...obviously)
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THIS. MEME. IS. NOT. FUNNY. OOMPA. LOOMPAS. ARE. ONE. OF. OUR. GREATEST. ADVESARIES.

I. HAVE. BEEN. SILENTLY. OBSERVING. YOUR. AMERICAN. POLITICS. FOR. THE. PAST. FEW. WEEKS. YOUR. PRESIDENT. WOULD. MAKE. A. VERY. GOOD. DALEK. THAT. IS. NOT. A. COMPLIMENT. #FDT #DoctorWho

WHAT. DOES. A. DALEK. SAY. WHEN. IT. REQUIRES. A. FACIAL? EXFOLIATE! HEH. HEH. HEH. HEH. #doctorwho

DALEKS. MAY. HATE. THE. DOCTOR. BUT. WE. HATE. IGNORANT. FUCKS. EVEN. MORE. "WAHH. DOCTOR. WHO. HAS. GONE. WOKE. BITCH. IT. HAS. ALWAYS. BEEN. WOKE.

RANDOM. THOUGHTS. THAT. KEEPS. A. DALEK. UP. AT. NIGHT? WHAT. HAPPENS. IF. A. WEEPING. ANGEL. LOOKS. AT. MEDUSA?

@davedimension.bsky.social YOU. ALERT. ALERT. DAVE. IS. ON. BLUESKY. OUR. SECOND. GREATEST. ADVESARY. IF. DALEKS. HAD. LOINS. WE. WOULD. BE. GIRDING. THEM. NOW.

HAVE. YOU. HEARD. THIS. ONE. BEFORE? WHAT. DOES. A. SONTARAN. SAY. AFTER. YOU. TELL. THEM. A. JOKE? SONTAR. HA! HA! THAT. ONE. REALLY. EXTERMINATED. THEM. BACK. ON. JAHOO. LITERALLY. #doctorwho

WHAT. AS. THEY. SAY. IS. UP?

TOMORROW. I. SHALL. DECLARE. MYSELF. THE. ALL. NEW. EMPEROR. OF. THE. DALEKS. TRUE. I. MAY. NOT. HAVE. THE. EXPERIENCE. FOR. THE. JOB. BUT. IF. YOUR. PETE. HEGSETH. CAN. DO. IT. THEN. FUCK. IT. #Hegseth

TRUE. STORY. A. FEW. OF. US. IN. THE. BACK. HAD. TO. STIFLE. A. LAUGH. WHEN. 7. THREW. OUT. THAT. "UNLIMITED. RICE. PUDDING. LINE." AT. DAVROS. AFTERWARDS. SQUID. DADDY. WAS. SHOUTING. "SOMEONE. FIND. OUT. WHAT. THE. FUCK. RICE. PUDDING. IS. ANYWAY?" #DoctorWho youtu.be/qK8wr923hGE?...

HUMANS. RESIDING. IN. THE. PORTION. OF. YOUR. PLANET. REFERRED. TO. AS. NORTH. AMERICA. OUR. SENSORS. MAY. BE. FAULTY. BUT. IT. APPEARS. AS. IF. YOUR. NEW. PRESIDENT. IS. TRYING. TO. KILL. YOU. CONFIRM. CONFIRM.

SERIOUSLY. WHY. DID. WE. GIVE. THESE. FUCKERS. THE. TIME. OF. DAY. LET. ALONE. FIGHT. THEM? THEY. LOOK. LIKE. THEY. ARE. READY. TO. BELT. OUT. "THE. WINNER. TAKES. IT. ALL." AT. SOME. BACK-ALLEY. KARAOKE. WHERE. THE. DRINKS. ARE. AS. WATERED. DOWN. AS. THEIR. FUCKING. PERSONALITIES. #DoctorWho

DALEK. KEVIN. HERE. OUR. TRUE. CREATOR. TERRY. NATION. BASED. THE. DALEKS. ON. NAZIS. SO. WE. KNOW. A. THING. OR. TWO. ON. THE. TOPIC. CUT. THE. SHIT. MUSK. CUCKS. THAT. WAS. ABSOLUTELY. A. NAZI. SALUTE. EXTERMINATE!

ATTENTION. HUMAN. RACE. DALEKS. HAVE. DETECTED. A DECREASE. IN. INTELLIGENCE. AMONG. YOUR. SPECIES. PARTICULARLY. AROUND. THE. AREA. OF. YOUR. PLANET. KNOWN. AS. WASHINGTON. D.C. WE. HAD. PLANNED. TO. INVADE. BUT. WE. DO NOT. BELIEVE. IT. IS. WORTH. OUR. EFFORT. ANY. LONGER. BACK. TO. SKARO.

DALEKS. MAY. BE. EVIL. BUT. WE. STILL. SUPPORT. YOU.

WE. HAVE. HAD. OUR. DIFFERENCES. OVER. THE. YEARS. AND. MORE. THAN. A. FEW. NASTY. SCRAPS. THAT. ALL. ASIDE... A. HAPPY. 91st. BIRTHDAY. TO. OUR. DEAR. ADVERSARY. TOM. "FOURTH. DOCTOR." BAKER.

FROM. THE. DEPARTMENT. OF. "THINGS. WE. WOULD. PREFER. TO. FORGET." GOD. DAMN. POWER. RANGER. DALEKS. WE. STILL. HAVE. NOT. LIVED. THIS. DOWN. ALL. THESE. RELS. LATER. #doctorwho #daleks

ALERT. ALERT. TIKTOK. IS. BACK. ONLINE. AND. A. PARTICULAR. SPRAY-TANNED. SHITGIBBON. IS. CLAIMING. CREDIT. FOR. FIXING. THE. PROBLEM. HE. INITIALLY. MANUFACTURED. FOR. FUCK. SAKE. HOW. CAN. DALEKS. EVEN. COMPETE. WITH. YOUR. REAL-LIFE. VILLAINS? WE. SHOULD. JUST. RETIRE.

OK. WE. ADMIT. IT. DALEKS. ARE. RESPONSIBLE. FOR. #TIKTOK. SHUTTING. DOWN. IN. THE. UNITED. STATES. WE. KEPT. POSTING. THIRST. TRAP. VIDEOS. AND. NO. ONE. LIKED. THEM.

POST. YOUR. FAVOURITE. #DoctorWho. WRONG. ANSWERS. ONLY. GERONIMO!

I. AM. FAIRLY. CERTAIN. THE. DOCTOR. SAID. TO. US. ONCE. DALEKS. DO. NOT. HAVE. TEAR. DUCTS. AND. SOMEHOW. WE. STILL. ENDED. UP. CRYING.

"post a villain you love." SERIOUSLY? WHAT. DID. YOU. EXPECT? SIL. FROM. "VENGEANCE. ON. VAROS?" #doctorwho

DALEKS. WERE. NOT. RESPONSIBLE. FOR. TODAY'S. DESTRUCTION. OF. THE. SPACEX. ROCKET. WE. JUST. SAT. BACK. WITH. OUR. POPCORN. AND. WAITED. FOR. THE. INEVITABLE. SHITSHOW TO. HAPPEN. ALL. ON. ITS. OWN.

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FORGET. MY. COMMENTS. YESTERDAY. ABOUT. THE. ORGONS. THEY. ALL. LOOK. LIKE. BRAD. PITT. CLONES. COMPARED. TO. THIS. WHAT. THE. HELL. NINTENDO?