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spring training baseball is the funniest possible version of any sport. what do you mean “designated hitter, johan rojas”?

Man, what a game. Hockey rules!

(smashing flagon of ale on the ground) retweet the Jon Bois overtime hockey tweet!! (my squire boy who writes all my tweets): "verily, my liege... as that was a tweet... and this is bluesky," (pounding the table) then find me a screenshot!!

www.philliesbaseballfan.com/post/2-20-25...

Based on an extremely low-effort analysis of my source (the @baseball-reference.com search bar), there have been two players in MLB history with last names starting with "Luz-". Now that Jesús Luzardo is in Philadelphia, both players have been Phillies. The other player in question? Greg Luzinzski.

My first 30 for 30! Guess I need to switch to pro mode now? Daily Walkoff ⚾ #166 30 for 30 Swings: 68 🚀1️⃣: CWS, TEX 🚀2️⃣: AZ, ATL, BAL, CIN, COL, HOU, LAA, LAD, MIL, NYM, NYY, PHI, PIT, SD, SF, SEA, STL, TOR, WSH 🚀3️⃣: BOS, CHC, CLE, DET, MIA, MIN, OAK, TB 🚀4️⃣: KC dailywalkoff.com

Eagles vs Chiefs: Super Bowl LIX How the Eagles destroying the Chiefs sounded across the nation on Westwood One with Kevin Harlan and Kurt Warner 1. DOTSON!

Eagles vs Chiefs: Super Bowl LIX The Merrill and Mike Thread 1. DOTSON!

Sports Don Henley Groupchats in the 1980s 🤝 "now that we're done with the Eagles, it's time for some Boys Of Summer"

The Eagles have won Super Bowl LIX, defeating the Kansas City Chiefs 40-22! This marks the Birds' second time claiming the Vince Lombardi Trophy. inquirer.com/eagles/live/...

Someone should tell Tom Brady that "Patrick" has a last name.

The Eagles winning because of DEI (a white cornerback)

You know what? I’m about to say it…I don’t care if Eli Manning makes the Fan Duel Kick of Destiny

GOOD MORNING! AND GO BIRDS! youtu.be/6HorkiklZ4I?...

59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

Good Morning and Go Birds. youtu.be/94zE26DRtD4?...

This terrorist may be most famous for his attacks on the United States, but according to NBA player Terry Rozier, his 6-foot-5 frame could have made him a star on the basketball court

Coincidence????

Eagles vs Rams: NFC Divisional Playoff The Merrill and Mike Thread 1. JALEN HURTS 45-YARD TOUCHDOWN!

this year the super bowl is going to be broadcast live on television. don’t be surprised to see television sales shoot through the roof in the coming weeks

This is like all those Christmas movies where some rando takes over for Santa

#BeBold

You know what you get to do today? You get to vote for The Dirty Inning to win Best Baseball Podcast at the Sports Podcast Awards! It’s such a chore being the best, but what can you do when they keep NOMINATING you for things. Sigh. www.sportspodcastgroup.com/podcast/the-...

Robin Roberts: American Hero

the army before the third amendment was passed: