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Just taking this moment to acknowledge that Jane Alexander’s performance as the nuclear war-stricken mother in Testament made me ugly cry for 24 straight hours when I was a teenager

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The salami-ricotta-honey pizza at Tiny Champions is a cause for celebration; then again, everything at that place is

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The love triangle in Anora reminded me so much of the love triangle in The Piano. One entitled man wants the idea of a wife, the other more sensitive man loves the wife for who she is

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"Abortion was made legal underwater nearly 50 years ago in Salmon Roe v. Wave, yet there is still a stigma attached to what is no more serious a procedure than allowing a goby fish to clean the parasites from my gills." theonion.com/if-fema...

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Jane Alexander on Severance?! Maybe we aren’t in hell after all

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My dream ending for White Lotus S3 is Parker Posey shooting at the monkeys because they stole her benzos, but that’s looking less likely

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Walton Goggins on the White Lotus tonight

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Anora is a lock for Best Picture now that it got Best Editing and Best Screenplay. That’s how Crash beat Brokeback Mountain.

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Diane Warren and Sally Kirkland as Ghostface in an Oscars-themed Scream reboot

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I taught middle school in an underprivileged area with lots of behavior problems. All of those kids are better people than the current administration any day.

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Donated to Ukraine today. Suck on this, you rapey, greasy-fingered, syphillis-brained, carnival barking, fake little crybaby shit of a president

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Russia is punching Ukraine with Ukraine’s own hand and telling it to stop hitting itself, and we’re all blaming Ukraine. Shame on all of us.

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I just want a dark, mysterious, and humongous library to write in 😭

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The amount of generally well-informed Americans who do not understand that Russia is not communist anymore continues to give me a throbbing headache

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Hell is not hot enough for these bastards.

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If I look at Patrick Schwarzenegger like a stereogram for thirty seconds, I see Steve Buscemi

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Why don’t these folks on Severance ask Milchick for something practical, like a stand-up desk or an ergonomic mouse?

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The new White Lotus theme is actually great?

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Oh my god, he’s right

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Me hearing “Don’t You Forget About Me” at every single restaurant I go to across the US

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There’s no endorphin rush like getting a notification from your Robokitty app that your cat just pooped in the electric litter box you paid $600 for

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Oh no

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Relatable

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“Look at the movies I can make with AI” is the new “I’m a talentless hack with no creative spirit whatsoever”

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Pete Hegseth looks like he got shot in a honky tonk parking lot after trying to sexually assault Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon on their weekend getaway

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Is it me or is there a “Hunters in the Snow” vibe in the art direction for this new episode of #Severance ?

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How do I become a creepy auctioneer with a top hat? Is there a coursera certification for that?

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Three weeks ago there was snow all over everything. Today, I am sweating. I live in hell.

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It’s haaaappeniiiiiingggggg

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The real scandal nobody’s talking about is how Conclave could get so many Oscar nominations and The Pope Drops In couldn’t even get one

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In an email thread full of people, once you send the wrong link, it’s over. You could send 500 emails clarifying with the correct link, but it’s too late. The bad link will always still be the one everybody uses.

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I’m still having trouble believing Emilia Perez is a real movie and not some AI-manufactured chaos agent created by a nefarious government to implode the western cultural zeitgeist

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Has a more accurate headline ever been written?

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Why do I have this perpetual longing to watch Andrei Rublev all the time? It’s not even my favorite movie.

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Panic and emptiness

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Every time a news headline pops up on my phone tonight my ear-piercing screams get increasingly louder

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Oh, you know she’s googled “am I pregant” before

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New idea for a game during celebrity interviews where you state an atrocity committed against an animal and you ask whether it was done by RFK Jr. or Jeffrey Dahmer

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“The goblins really had been there. They might return — and they did.” Panic and emptiness.

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Okay I had to turn off Caroline Kennedy’s video when she got to the blender anecdote. In fact, I’m getting off the internet altogether today.

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I have no interest in seeing a superhero movie but I will NOT tolerate David Corenswet slander

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Italian is incredible because you can just pull words out of your ass and they’re correct. I guessed the word “disinformazione” and my teacher said bravissimo 😂

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Pete Hegseth looks like he got shot in a honky tonk parking lot after trying to sexually assault Geena Davis and Susan Sarandon on their weekend getaway

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If special glasses that prevent me from getting computer screen-induced headaches no longer work, what is the next option besides going full Oedipus on myself

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