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Worst. Episode. EVER.

submitted 7 days ago • 896 comments

Is it bad luck if a black crow crosses the road in front of you? And why did the crow cross the road? Caws and effect?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

So, I was urinating on a Cybertruck when a cop walked up. He took one look, unzipped his pants, and joined in.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has Food.

submitted 8 days ago • 369 comments

submitted 8 days ago • 693 comments

Pssst, Canada. Hear me out. Go ahead and accept the orange idiot's offer to become the 51st through the 60th states. We can use your liberal majority to get rid of that POS. Then we return to status quo. It's a win-win situation and no beavers or moose will be harmed during this production.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

"These things don't work, I've had them many times, and on occasion, they break, they explode. If something's hot, they don't last very long, like a matter of minutes, sometimes a matter of seconds. It's a ridiculous situation," THIS is what the commander in Cheap is spending his time on?! Condoms?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Just a thought: we should keep the flags flying at half staff until this peach stain of presidential putridity is an afterthought.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Remember when North Korea called Trump a “dotard”? Good times.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I think it’s time to impeach Musk.

submitted 26 days ago • 748 comments

After the election in 2016, a good Republican friend of mine told me that he voted for Trump. When I didn't immediately react, he exclaimed, "It's not like he's the anti-Christ or anything!" He might've known something that I didn't at the time. I often think about revisiting that conversation.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

👇👇👇👇

submitted 33 days ago • 2007 comments

Justice is coming... eventually. ⚖️ #MartinLutherKingDay2025

submitted 40 days ago • 1786 comments

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Trump is already downplaying his campaign promises. Further proof that the American people were sold and bought a colossal load of bullshit. Being the ultimate salesman requires a major amount of sociopathy, chutzpah and lack of accountability.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

I got into a political argument with a MAGAt stranger. He started losing his temper and I told him that I wasn't about to stoop to his level and validate his old-fashioned, backwards way of thinking. Long story short, we duel at dawn.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Months from now we’ll all realize that Biden’s presidency was the eye of the hurricane.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Posted this a few days ago. Worth reskeeting imho. 💙👇 For the MAGAts out there.

submitted 68 days ago • 202 comments

Who the fuck is Bruce Springstern???

submitted 80 days ago • 1470 comments

submitted 81 days ago • 785 comments

Pay attention, America!

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Meanwhile capitalists

submitted 81 days ago • 431 comments

Thou shalt not forget that all Americans are united by how much they hate the greed of healthcare insurance companies.

submitted 81 days ago • 451 comments

Alright, who made this? 😂🤣

submitted 81 days ago • 704 comments

submitted 81 days ago • 435 comments

This

submitted 81 days ago • 136 comments

FINALLY, I agree with T-Rump and his side of MAGAts. He has hinted that the GOP might want to “do something” that would allow him to seek a third term. I agree. By all means, let us go ahead and repeal the 22nd amendment. Welcome back, President Obama.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments