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damiannuno.bsky.social
Just a guy who makes subpar cookies and stays awake till ungodly hours.
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I just had one of my top 5 most not-worth-it hookups ever oh my god

After a week of ghosting me the hot grindr guy randomly and unprompted gave me his number which is scratching both the “want to be desired” and the “seems overly and unnecessarily forward” parts of my brain. The one hook up from years ago could not have been that good to warrant the move to text

#digimon

I’m just gonna go back to jerking off every night before bed. At least that way someone’s having fun

You know I was feeling pretty good when the hot guy I hooked up with two years ago hit me up out of the blue when I got back on grindr but after flaking yesterday and ghosting me today, I think I’ve made a mistake going back on the apps

This is the fastest December in the history of all Decembers.

It took me 12 hours to realize my wallet fell out of my pocket and just I spent the last hour stressing to the point of making myself light headed. I really didn’t need to lose my debit card and drivers license rn

where is Neil deGrasse Tyson to explain that it’s technically impossible to hold space

mustached nerdy gays who are quietly ripped can *always* get it

The biggest advantage of being poor as fuck is that my gaming backlog doesn't get any bigger

Jumping ship along with everyone else