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I would spit in a baby’s eye for a good pot roast. https://linktr.ee/dammitbits
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This was 10 years ago ♥️

When Schwarzenegger was the Governor of California, his chauffeur ran a stop sign in Santa Monica and almost caused me to crash into them.

I take half hour showers. I shampoo my hair twice and then condition it. I scrub my entire body, which is large. I often start to have a panic attack and have to sit on a bath stool for a few minutes. I don’t enjoy showering like most people do. It’s all quite a chore. I wish it was different.

Our campus President sent out an email last night reminding us of the protocol in the event ICE comes to our campus. We have undocumented and DACA students. They must be so scared... Detaining day laborers outside Home Depots. Who are they hurting? This is all so fucked up. These are families 😢

Repost with your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)

I don’t know about you, but the pandemic was the best thing to ever happen to my introvert ass.

Eating garlic stuffed olives like bonbons.

Met with my psychiatrist. He kept asking me if I’m taking my medication because he can’t believe I could be depressed with all the pills I’m on.

I don’t have “one that got away,” because I am the one that got away

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Sourdough toast. One large, smashed haas avocado. Three organic eggs from free range, pasture raised chickens. A little Tapatio. So fucking good!

I have Raisin Bran, Cinnamon Life, and Cocoa Puffs. Which one are you going with?

Me and my followers:

Ladies, stop wasting your time on men you think you can fix and find one you know you can break