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Well, let's get this show on the road.

Dunno if anyone cares (I barely do), but I’ve logged into my TikTok account again if you fancy following. Mainly posting scorpion videos atm tbh

This is stupid šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

I’ve legit forgotten what dick tastes like. My sex life died with 2024

I said to my housemate ā€œI must’ve been drunk the other night cos I don’t remember getting homeā€.. He says ā€œYou must’ve been drunk cos you got out of the taxi and walked passed the fkn houseā€

I already thought Nintendo games were too expensive, but Switch2 games costing £90 is wiiiiild!!! 😳

Nintendo announced a new fuckin Mario Kart!!!

Accidentally swiped the wrong way on my phone and this picture popped up from that time I donned a wrestling singlet and got messy with @emoguygunge.bsky.social …hence the paddling pool in the background šŸ˜‚

Sorry guys, I got lazy this week and just reposted a bunch of my #fcf ā€˜s. Sorry to clog up your feed with my dick

#fcf Slam it to the left, shake it to the right.

#fcf

Figured I should probably post something for Valentine’s Day and #fcf but I couldn’t be assed to take any new pics…so here’s a dick pic and a mirror selfie from June šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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#fcf Tails from Wales never fails

Morning! Looks like we managed to get that cage off just in time for #fcf

Oh shit yeah it’s #fcf innit šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø Fridays don’t feel like Fridays anymore when you’re doing Dry January

Sorry, I forgot it was #fcf

#fcf again already?

Been a looong ass week. My dick always seems to know when it’s Friday #fcf

POV: I’m gaming, you’re under my desk with an open throat #FCF

Morning. Here’s a #fcf Remember my OF is half price for today only Onlyfans.com/Damnagotchi

The way they pronounced ā€œTamagotchiā€ in the Nintendo Direct really rubbed me up the wrong way ngl

Ready for some ā€œteam-trainingā€

This was on my Facebook memories today. Such moving lyrics.

Your sleep paralysis demon is back again

Following this, if anyone wants to buy some used socks/underwear/whatever drop me a DM. I can get them as dirty as you want and I’ll do it for a fair price

What’s this bandwagon I’ve just jumped on? Does it have a name?

So I lost my job 😢 I don’t make enough on OF to live off, but it’s currently my only source of income. If you enjoy the stuff I post on here, why not sub to my OF for full length videos and new content uploaded twice a week? Onlyfans.com/damnagotchi

#humpday innit

For my non-British followers… This means I’m drunk. Noone’s actually pissing on my head…unfortunately

AI is getting scarily hot

This is fkn MENTAL 😮

Been a rough week, but the weekend is so close I can fkn TASTE it…and so can my dick! #fcf