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Who has two thumbs and managed to trip over his own feet twice in the space of 100 yards?

Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs. ("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

Still a pretty sight.

I started a fresh run through of Oblivion a couple of weeks ago. Guess that's going on hold. Forever.

Boris does not approve of his brother's lack of decorum.

Otis and Morris seem to be having a cute-off today. Otis is winning at the moment, and not just because his brother vommed all over the dining room carpet.

Don't tell anyone, but I think Morris has a foot fetish.

Work done, (alcohol free) beer in hand, Hero on TV. Let the long weekend begin.

I'd say "from beneath you, it devours", but mostly it just naps.

Today is definitely turning into a Kathleen Hanna kind of day.

Meanwhile, at work: BG tester: Hi Rob. For this case, could you use register ID - 1? Me: Are you sure about that? Pretty sure - 1 is invalid. BG tester: No, we use 1 for all smart meters. Me: You literally just asked me to use -1. BG tester: *edits earlier message* No, I didn't. Me:

Well, that Supreme Court decision is absolute horseshit. I've little to no confidence in the government stepping in to amend the wording of EA 2010 to address it, either. Trans/NB friends, stay strong and keep fighting. Know that you do and always will have my love and support.

Ah, autocorrect. Always makes changes when I don't want it to, but does it correct me when I accidentally type fuxed instead of fixed? No. No, it does not.

Decorous as always, Morris.

Oh, it's one of *those* days. British Gas colleague messages me to ask about a specific bit of data they're going to send us, doesn't wait for a response before sending it and then gets snippy when I point out that the data they've sent is wrong.

TTW you ask a dev to take a look at an issue you've found in their code, and their response is "that's a bug". Thanks, mate. I'd figured that part out for myself.

5Live analyst: He's their top scorer with 9. Everyone else is in single figures. *long pause* Analyst: So, anyway.

I have a joke about Chronos, but I can never find the time to tell it.