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Lover of agranams. Once went to Chester with Jeremy Beadle. Who/what.
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@michaelglasper.bsky.social Logged on to BS as I've heard it's your birthday. Many Happy U-turns.

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All know is that there were rumours he was into field hockey players There were rumours So I applied, basically He was gone the next day I went out for the team It's like, he was gone It was like, so hush hush They were so quiet about it And then the next thing, you know

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Küss meinen glänzenden Metallarsch.

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I'm making really slow progress with my waltzing lessons at the moment. It's just 2 steps forward on 1 back.

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Oh hello, French Polishers? It's just possible you could save my life.

submitted 423 days ago • 0 comments

If she picks them up, they might be shinier in her hand.

submitted 431 days ago • 2 comments

Spent the last two days making this for my grandson. Why did they have to call him Ivor?

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She says it's not hers, and I for one believe her.

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Skint just before Christmas and some geezer is selling an £550 guitar Ive wanted for ages on FB for 200 quid. Bastard!

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Quite pleased with my first day as headline writer for a national Greek newspaper.

submitted 456 days ago • 0 comments

Crivens! Only 1:30pm & I've heard that bloody song 4 times already.

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I was dragged to see The Pogues by some mates in 1989. I went to the back of the venue for a disco nap 4 songs in, slept thru the whole thing & missed the Fairytale encore with Kirsty McColl. 😔

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There appears to be a Pieter Bruegel painting out my back window.

submitted 457 days ago • 0 comments

Forget elf on the shelf this Christmas. How about...

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This morning's listening. youtu.be/LSgFPUlhc2o?...

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My wife and I couldnt help but notice you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe, can we buy you a drink?

submitted 464 days ago • 0 comments

Who's up for a Rishi reset?

submitted 465 days ago • 0 comments

This LP is now as old as me. It's aged a lot better.

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People watching & cheering the SpaceX rocket.

submitted 469 days ago • 1 comment

Connections Puzzle #159 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦

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Chris Morris' Pixies parody is on fleek. youtu.be/6qkoGA_ewic?...

submitted 471 days ago • 0 comments

Just tackled the scourge of wokery. I'd give it 5 minutes.

submitted 473 days ago • 0 comments

From fuckpigs & cunts to pigfucking cunts.

submitted 474 days ago • 0 comments

Weed. Gak.

submitted 475 days ago • 0 comments

Very easy to stick on the TV & think the whole country's gone mad. Note to self : Look out the back window more.

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Pretty sure those poor blokes sent to France in 1914-1918 weren't fighting for "our freedom" as people keep claiming.

submitted 476 days ago • 0 comments

UFO Robinson Crusoe Ski Sunday Dave Allen Rockford Files

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I see Roger Waters has entered the Israel/Palestine debate.

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Jardins in Braintree has your Rememberance Sunday covered.

submitted 479 days ago • 6 comments

13 years ago. One of the greatest nights of my life. When the ball hit the back of the net I was over the moon Brian.

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No booze for 50 days.

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