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Are these good #zerobuild numbers any good? #fortnite

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Young bloods can't spell, but they could rock you at PlayStation.

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That professor on Sliders was always salty his student would outsmart him. Didn’t help that he was in some other dimension while his 401K was just chilling.

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Balls Mahoney.

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I’ve said “Bob Dole” so many times, that my son is convinced that it is my pseudonym. Nah, man. I’m just saying it like Bob Dole used to in 3rd person. “Bob Dole is tired. Bob Dole wants to go to bed. Bob Dole. Bob Dole”

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What up on that courtesy flush tho?

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mfs don’t courtesy flush anymore. Hell, you’d be hard pressed to find a dump free toilet round these parts.

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Charles in charge? Why was he put in a position of leadership? He was like 4’7 and had a fantastic Sam’s haircut.

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Vikings shit the bed again. Makes me happy to know their local play by play announcer is butthurt.

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Something about getting old and not having the energy to articulate anything. This is my 5th attempt at crapping this out.

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Nia Jax always dresses to impress. #wwe

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STOP RECOMMENDING SPLATOON CONTENT TO ME! Jesus tap dancing Christ, man. How many times do you have to mute or click not interested before it makes a change. SO ANNOYING. I don’t even hate Splatoon like that. Just chill with the damn recommendations.

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Am I any good at #fortnite? I play alone or tag along with my kids.

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The struggle is real.

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Existence is pain.

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something came in the mail today…

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

“CUT!”

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

Love when TV and movie production incorporates computers in their movies and have a fake operating system. With the shitty 1994’ CGI graphics.

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

A random command prompt popped up and closed*

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Sometimes I wonder why I have to have chronic pain constantly. Then I remember all the stupid things I’ve done as a teenager. I feel so old after that last sentence.

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Bar-S hotdogs? Nah, son. “Bar-Ass thot dogs.”

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Welcome to that new wave of twitter migration. You can only deal with the crap for so long.

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

That one Lemming that was left behind.

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I hate when people use “gangbusters” as an adjective describing something as successful. What are you, a 1950’s greaser?

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True story.

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Don’t forget that the Dodgers demolished a thriving neighborhood to build their stadium.

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Life would be less than a blink if you scaled known history into an average human lifespan. Probably not but you should still be good to others. Life is short.

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Wait till kindergarten, when aviation school starts. Woah, Nelly!

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Come on, Tigers don’t get your cheeks clapped this hard in game one. At least we didn’t go the White Sox route.

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Balls Mahoney is a great name.

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I’m tired and sore. The usual. Aging is a tricky. Physically, things are hard. But things are mostly good and I have my family. That’s all I need.

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